[nartml]

Just made a mistake that cost me 8 points out of a hundred in the most critical math exam of my life thus far.

A mistake equivalent to fumbling 1+1 when you've managed to square a fucking circle.

Goodbye 97, hello 89

I am going to air this place out do NOT play with me rn.

[cryotrash]

Did you know that most plot holes can be fixed by making your characters canonically stupid

"This doesn't make any sense, why would he ever-" my man hasn't stumbled onto a thought in years

[nartml]

it's always gay ppl talking about some "i forgive you", bro just make out sloppy and leave me the fuck alone

[nartml]

"You have to spend the rest of your life living from this point in time onwards, unless I invent a time machine. And while my genius has no limits, I'm not sure the world is ready for a time-traveling Tony Stark."

–Homefront by copperbadge, 2012

I want you to know that this is the funniest thing I've seen all day

[picascribit]

Just here to reject the “Shane will never forgive Troy” headcanon with my whole chest. Shane has been surrounded by toxic dudes who have showed no willingness to grow or change for his whole damn life. I think Shane would have a lot of grace for someone who did show that willingness, especially if that person was queer himself. Shane is intimately familiar with the misery of internalized homophobia. I just don’t see him being the type to hold a grudge like that.

[amazingtoysandgifts]

sorry to my bloodline but its over

[thyrell]

why does every vulture look lesbian as hell

[thyrell]

like honestly im dead certain i saw this couple drinkin pabst at a potluck last week its not just me right

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[quadriviummuse]

I always reblog this one when I see it on my dash. When someone posts their own art, writing, or music here they are really hoping you will share it.

[nartml]

Me, dodging tma spoilers like I'm getting paid for it:

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

okay enough about shane being mean. shane is also perceptive and funny and cares a lot about the people closest to him and he remembers little things that people mention to him and will bring it up years later and people will be like “you do you know that?” and he’ll be like “you told me that in 2015, don’t you remember?” and he likes greek yogurt better than regular yogurt because he likes the texture regular yogurt is too loose in his opinion and his favorite color is blue not just because it was his mom’s favorite color or because of the metros although those does help and he knows how to drive stick and he loves that that turns ilya on and he’s really sweet and he starts a mental health charity with ilya because he wants ilya to know he loves all the parts of him even the parts ilya can’t be honest about and he’s also the best or second best hockey player in the world depending on the day.

[actuallysara]

he was, in fact, not okay

[nartml]

NOOOOOO NO NO NO FUCK SHIT NO FUCK GODDAMN IT NOT AGAIN I'M GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT

[nartml]

Alright folks, it's been fun (not). Let's do this again (never)

[nartml]

AO3 IS HACJJJJ WE ARE SOOOOO FREAKING BACKKKKKKKKK

[warpedraven]

Ao3 going down and then up and then down again is making me realize I would genuinely be done for if ao3 was permanently deleted

[nartml]

I'm being violently reminded that if something were to permanently happen to ao3, my ass would, in fact, be grass.

[nartml]

AO3 IS STILL DOWN???? MY LIFE IS OVER.