sakura we need to have a talk. you have to get your husband under control. first he makes my husband gay. next he becomes a mentor figure to my only son. next he’s at our dinner table eating all our tomatoes saying “this salad kinda sucks... naruto want to go get some ramen.” but he picked all the tomatoes out of the salad first. he is ruining my life. my husband is leaving to go get ramen with sasuke and i’m sitting here with lettuce and a son who looks up to a gay man.

















