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dnd-homebrew5e

content-froggregator

A comparison of a male Pacman Frog, left, and a female, right. Or perhaps a bowl of spaghetti hoops with guacamole?

madam spgheettey

forbidden boyardee

This is a tower for rolling dice

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we-love-gaming

open world games

monster-musings

“Savage is so terrfying.” “Augh, he’s so tough!” Every Savage I’ve ever encountered has arrived to TKO whatever Elder Dragon I’m fighting to ensure a 10-ish minute completion time. One even killed an Ebony Odogaron for me, that’s a Certified Brother, if anything.

monster-musings

THEY DENIED MY BOY

schmergo

Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God

scopesandskulllties-deactivated

Explain

schmergo

Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat

rosethevoid

His factory is the garden of Eden. Holy shit.

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Me: giving an old ugly outfit I've found in my closet to my villager

Villager:

tastefullyoffensive

The goatpocalypse is upon us. (via KTVBJoe)

morathor

Updates have since come on this subject; we now know where the goats came from and I gotta tell you, it is better than you could possibly imagine. See.

These goats got loose from a goat rental service.

You may be thinking, who rents a goat? Who rents a hundred goats? What are they for?

They’re for eating.

Specifically, they’re for eating unwanted, flammable vegetation that can contribute to the spread of wildfires. Some people whose property tends to grow such vegetation, keep their own goats. But for some people it works out better to just rent some goats.

So.

These are Professional Eating Goats. They are trained to thoroughly and methodically scour an area of plantlife. And they came to the suburbs.

And they did their jobs.

I’m so proud of them.