Uzumaki Naruto dayo!

The future hokage, believe it!

[naruto-anon]

Konichiwa! Uzumaki Naruto in the house! :D

I am a leaf shinobi and I vow to protect everyone close to me dattebayo!! Oh, and I will also be Hokage one day, just you see :DD

Send them asks DATTEBAYO! Onegai ^-^

[naruto-anon]

this blog has 23 followers! when i'm inactive— still contemplating whether i should use this blog now or just delete it.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

TEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

[naruto-anon]

EHHHH here comes the Uchiha slut, *rolls eyes* WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE UCHIHAS KUSO TEMEEEEE????

ALSO, LOOK AT ME I AM CLEARLY MORE BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME THAN YOUR LOSER, COPYCAT ASS HMPH

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Oh here comes the virgin me. Don't worry puberty will happen.

[naruto-anon]

Ehhh, puberty has already happened to me UZAAAIIIIIII while you were being fucked by Sasuke you meek little bottom version of me 😡😡😡 I learned to be a TOP!! FROM THE BEST OF THE BEST DATTEBAYO FROM ERO SENNIN DATTEBAYOOOO!!!! ICHA ICHA ROCKS

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Jiraiya sama popped your cherry...? Boy do I feel bad for you..

[naruto-anon]

TEEMEEEEEE NOT ERO SENNIN I LEARNT FROM HIS BOOKSSSSSS

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

So you're still a virgin.. Good luck finding a partner who will sleep with you.

[naruto-anon]

Ano sa, I maybe am a virgin but atleast I don't fuck two brothers at the same time 😌🤫Uzumaki Naruto will only love A WOMAN!

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

ITACHI NII CHAN AND ME ARE IN LOVE DATTEBAYO!!! BASTARD! I AM A PROUD UCHIHAHAG PRESIDENT AND OWNER OF THE FANCLUB TEME!!!! IF YOU WERE THE REAL ME YOU WOULD LOVE ITACHI NIICHAN TOO!! I mean, you can't. No going for Itachi nii chan. He is mine. And that Shisui can back off too. Itachi nii chan is only mine. Sasuke is mine too. They are all mine.

[naruto-anon]

IF YOU WERE THE REAL ME YOU'D WANT TO KILL THAT BASTARD UCHIHA FOR TORTURING MY BEST FRIEND SASUKE! FOR MAKING HIM GO TO THAT OROCHIMARU FOR POWER!! HE KILLED HIS CLAN, HE'S A CRIMINAL THE REAL ME WOULDN'T LOVE SOMEONE LIKE THAT NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER. HE'S NOT A NIICHAN TO ME I WILL KILL HIM BEFORE SASUKE IF I CAN TEEEMMMMEEEEE

[naruto-anon]

I don't give a shit but you all have to agree Naruto is a little toooooo obnoxiously optimistic 🥱

[naruto-anon]

this blog has 23 followers! when i'm inactive— still contemplating whether i should use this blog now or just delete it.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

TEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

[naruto-anon]

EHHHH here comes the Uchiha slut, *rolls eyes* WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE UCHIHAS KUSO TEMEEEEE????

ALSO, LOOK AT ME I AM CLEARLY MORE BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME THAN YOUR LOSER, COPYCAT ASS HMPH

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Oh here comes the virgin me. Don't worry puberty will happen.

[naruto-anon]

Ehhh, puberty has already happened to me UZAAAIIIIIII while you were being fucked by Sasuke you meek little bottom version of me 😡😡😡 I learned to be a TOP!! FROM THE BEST OF THE BEST DATTEBAYO FROM ERO SENNIN DATTEBAYOOOO!!!! ICHA ICHA ROCKS

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Jiraiya sama popped your cherry...? Boy do I feel bad for you..

[naruto-anon]

TEEMEEEEEE NOT ERO SENNIN I LEARNT FROM HIS BOOKSSSSSS

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

So you're still a virgin.. Good luck finding a partner who will sleep with you.

[naruto-anon]

Ano sa, I maybe am a virgin but atleast I don't fuck two brothers at the same time 😌🤫Uzumaki Naruto will only love A WOMAN!

[naruto-anon]

this blog has 23 followers! when i'm inactive— still contemplating whether i should use this blog now or just delete it.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

TEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

[naruto-anon]

EHHHH here comes the Uchiha slut, *rolls eyes* WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE UCHIHAS KUSO TEMEEEEE????

ALSO, LOOK AT ME I AM CLEARLY MORE BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME THAN YOUR LOSER, COPYCAT ASS HMPH

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Oh here comes the virgin me. Don't worry puberty will happen.

[naruto-anon]

Ehhh, puberty has already happened to me UZAAAIIIIIII while you were being fucked by Sasuke you meek little bottom version of me 😡😡😡 I learned to be a TOP!! FROM THE BEST OF THE BEST DATTEBAYO FROM ERO SENNIN DATTEBAYOOOO!!!! ICHA ICHA ROCKS

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Jiraiya sama popped your cherry...? Boy do I feel bad for you..

[naruto-anon]

TEEMEEEEEE NOT ERO SENNIN I LEARNT FROM HIS BOOKSSSSSS

[naruto-anon]

this blog has 23 followers! when i'm inactive— still contemplating whether i should use this blog now or just delete it.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

TEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

[naruto-anon]

EHHHH here comes the Uchiha slut, *rolls eyes* WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE UCHIHAS KUSO TEMEEEEE????

ALSO, LOOK AT ME I AM CLEARLY MORE BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME THAN YOUR LOSER, COPYCAT ASS HMPH

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

Oh here comes the virgin me. Don't worry puberty will happen.

[naruto-anon]

Ehhh, puberty has already happened to me UZAAAIIIIIII while you were being fucked by Sasuke you meek little bottom version of me 😡😡😡 I learned to be a TOP!! FROM THE BEST OF THE BEST DATTEBAYO FROM ERO SENNIN DATTEBAYOOOO!!!! ICHA ICHA ROCKS

[naruto-anon]

Konichiwa!

Just enabled anon asks. Hello! shy bees <3 Naruto Uzumaki is here to talk to you all *grin* Ehh, it’s not like I am not busy-- I am the leaf’s asset, I have a tailed beast, I train, I eat ramen, I handle Iruka sensei, and Kakashi sensei, and pervy sage- It’s a lot. Sometimes I eat flowers, yeah shouldn’t have said that...

[naruto-anon]

this blog has 23 followers! when i'm inactive— still contemplating whether i should use this blog now or just delete it.

[naruto-uzumaki-anon]

TEEEEEMMMMMMMEEEEEEEE

[naruto-anon]

EHHHH here comes the Uchiha slut, *rolls eyes* WHY DO YOU GET ALL THE UCHIHAS KUSO TEMEEEEE????

ALSO, LOOK AT ME I AM CLEARLY MORE BEAUTIFUL AND HANDSOME THAN YOUR LOSER, COPYCAT ASS HMPH

[naruto-anon]

this blog has 23 followers! when i'm inactive— still contemplating whether i should use this blog now or just delete it.

[naruto-anon]

Can we please be besties?🥺

Besties? Okay! :D I LOVE TO MAKE FRIENDS DATTEBAYO

[naruto-anon]

BOLD ANY FEARS WHICH APPLY TO YOUR MUSE. BOLD WHAT MAKES THEM UNCOMFORTABLE. (feel free to add your own!)

REPOST DO NOT REBLOG.

Fears and Discomforts

the dark ⋆ fire ⋆ open water ⋆ deep water ⋆ being alone ⋆ crowds ⋆ confined spaces ⋆ open spaces ⋆ war ⋆ failure ⋆ loss of control ⋆ powerlessness ⋆ prison ⋆ blood ⋆ drowning ⋆ suffocation ⋆ public speaking ⋆ forest ⋆ the supernatural ⋆ heights ⋆ loss ⋆ dying ⋆ death ⋆ love ⋆ intimacy ⋆ rejection ⋆ abandonment ⋆ the unknown ⋆ the future ⋆ not being good enough ⋆ scary stories ⋆ speaking to new people ⋆ poverty ⋆ loud noises ⋆ lack of noise ⋆ being touched ⋆ forgetting ⋆ insects ⋆ dogs ⋆ snakes ⋆ illness ⋆ doctors ⋆ thunder storms ⋆ being watched ⋆ eyes ⋆ being vulnerable ⋆ needles or pointed objects ⋆ clowns ⋆ mirrors ⋆ isolation ⋆ shouting / yelling ⋆ change ⋆ pigs 

my addition: people not believing in him/doubting him/ people attacking his loved ones/ fear of being over possessive 

Tagged by: @sasuke-uchiha-anon <3

[naruto-anon]

Sure! * she smiled warmly * These are sugar cookies, Naruto! Glad you like them.

I loved them lady! LOVEDDD

[naruto-anon]

Doing fine and catch! * she throws an bag with some star shaped cookies at Naruto * I baked those for you! Hope you like them, Naruto! * she smiled warmly *

OH WOW- thank you lady k *grins and takes a bite* ooh, they are good :D can you teach me how to make those too?

[naruto-anon]

Hinata: N- Na- Naruto kun 🥰👉👈

Naruto: yes?

Sasuke: Oi, usuratonkachi

Naruto: Yes? Yes the light of my life? My absolute world?

[lil-tottie]

A quick doodle because I can’t seem to kick this NaruSasu family obsession

[naruto-anon]

@sasuke-uchiha-anon remember one of your 'drunken' shenanigans teme? 😂

[lil-tottie]

Dinner courtesy of chef Sasuke (and desert too if you catch my drift)

(i made this a while ago and forgot to post)

[ladykissingfish]

*Younger Team 7*

Naruto: *eating ramen*

Sakura: *patiently waiting for the day’s training to start*

Kakashi: *reading a book*

Sasuke: *restlessly throwing kunai at a board*

Sasuke: Teach us something already, would you, “Sensei”? I swear you’re the laziest person I ever met.

Kakashi: “Lazy” is a strong word; I prefer “Energy Conservative”.

Sasuke:

Sasuke: “Worthless” is such a weak word. I prefer to call it “Kakashi”.

Kakashi:

Kakashi: ... look kid ...

Outer Sakura: Sasuke-kun! We should show respect to our elders!

Inner Sakura: *laughing hysterically*

Outer Naruto: *continues eating ramen*

Inner Naruto: *promptly falls in love with Sasuke*

[naruto-anon]

The S in Sasuke also stands for Sarcasm DATTEBAYO!! (always)