Nashoid

USA - 29

[an-ambient-girl]

girl with a uniform fetish who gets really horny for women who are wearing lanyards but are otherwise dressed normally

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[thyfleshc0nsumed]

I hear a great ant war has been declared. Be careful out there.

[anxiousbiscuit]

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[lutheban]

Grace goes swimming! Rocky is not thrilled.

Eridians cant "hold their breath" like humans do, their vents dont close completly so water can still get in, if they fall in water they drown and die. safe to say rocky is not a fan of when grace does it for fun xD

(i got the inspo for this from this fic: Enrichment by alatarmaia4, please check it out it is so funny)

More art of Rocky Stressing™️ about human biology

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[byjove]

I love reading Wikipedia pages about random plants and animals before I go to bed at night. Oh, this plant likes swamps and fens? Me too.

[littlewhispersmokesigns]

sow without reaping tutorial

can i sow without reaping

why am i reaping what i sow reddit

is it normal to reap what you sow

[wumblr]

okay. fine. i have a solution that will make no one happy. let's make pluto a planet. if we launch one tungsten cube per day for 200 years precisely aimed at pluto's surface it will become massive enough to gravitationally clear its orbit of other kuiper belt objects. this will be completely useless and extremely expensive as well as potentially dangerous. and it will destroy the heart

[parkchanwoohoo]

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[princessdraconic]

im lowkey an enemy of all that exists

[princessdraconic]

like i hate the current order and everything that's built on it! lol

[princessdraconic]

im gonna break the foundations of the earth one day #girl

[sadomarxist]

[bluestockingbaby]

[sfw-mlm-thoughts]

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

[jame7t]

Good morning to doomed people only