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@nata-rampage
It’s been longer than a year.
The days get longer
The nights get harder
Today someone asked me how many animals I’ve put down
And I said I think 25
It’s been almost 2 years.
It’s been too many to count
I see people’s worst days
And live my personal life in a haze
I can’t help but make others experience’s my own
And be sad that I couldn’t do more
Hello. It’s been a year, tumblr.
I haven’t made a post in that long. I’ve moved to reddit tbh. But anyways. Why I’m here. I’ve realized a couple things:
1) I only wanna hurt myself when I fuck up. When I do something so dumb that it hurts me or someone I love greatly. So I’ve compensated by being more chill about things, being a yes man, pleasing everyone. And by not being dumb, which I’m not good at but I’m working on.
2) tumblr has done a great job of hiding all the medical gore and blood/guts I like to look at so I don’t go do something dumb again. So fuck me, I guess
My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
fucking what
Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao
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Keep it up. Maybe I’ll finally be able to leave you one day. God knows I stay way too long trying to make things work
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
me and the boys
this is peak Arizona
Where’s the other 27-47?
there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo
you cannot make this shit up
free our girl dorothy
The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.
FUCK silverfish
if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg
I HATE THEM SO MUCH
OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
wait
WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES
where do you think the name came from
i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.
>implying endermen aren’t real
really not liking what you’re implying buddy
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me bothering my friends
I can’t get over this because the cat fucking loves this wiggling saxophone flower. it must make a motorized noise/vibration that the cat enjoys, because she’s in heaven. she’s clinging to the damn thing and making kissy eyes like it’s her best friend in the universe.
