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genderfluid lesbian - Larrie/ot5 hoe - they/her - AO3: @friendofhayley - avatar by @a-galaxy-away

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[stylesrecord]

TOGETHER, TOGETHER TOUR London – Night 11 (July 3)

[ghoulfr13nd]

the baby who was supposed to cure cancer wasnt aborted, but spends 15 hours a day on their phone and can't afford to go to university

[hotvampireadjacent]

[byjove]

countries will be like “nooooo our birth rate is falling exponentially and it’s effecting our economy” and immigrants will be like “hey can you let us in so we can boost your economy and fill your empty jobs and raise our children here” and inevitably the country is like “the only thing worse than a large scale collapse of our population is letting foreigners live here”

[teen-wolf-archive]

[killersandqueens]

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

[boydykedevo]

Mixed reviews

[hobgoblinhero]

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

[hobgoblinhero]

Boys who up smacking they rat?

[idontevenhaveone]

DID IT WORK THOUGH.

[hasdrubal-gisco]

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

[flowerinaflame]

[hallogallo]

Smug face of a free man

[ottawa--centaurs]

[redstonedust]

i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.

[wardengrill]

They say if you dream a thing more than once, it's sure to come true, and I've dreamed that dream so many times | Sleeping Beauty (1959)

[skeletonsiro]

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

[louisrarepairfest]

Which Heated Rivalry adjacent prompt do you like best? (Full prompts below poll)

Louis meets Hudson & talks about sudden fame. Hudson just wants in his pants

Shane & Ilya find an anonymous third from an app and decide to keep him

Shane & Ilya go trolling for a third at a bar & find Louis

Louis' dom energy (and his hands) eventually get to Shane

Louis runs into Connor at Barney's & Connor wants to show him he's a big fan

Remaining time: 6 days 1 hour

(QQQ) when Louis meets Hudson Williams at an event he tries to talk to him about the pressures of sudden fame and offer to be available if he needs anything- but a touchy feely Hudson is drunk and just keeps trying to get in his pants instead... (RRR) Shane and Ilya have agreed to find a third to fuck Shane while Ilya doms him but stay anonymous and they pick Louis from an app... but Ilya realizes he wants to keep this guy around while they are Eiffel towering Shane. They ask Louis and all decide to try to be something more (WWW) Shane and Ilya go trolling for a third at a bar and find Louis (ZZZ) When Rose introduces Shane to Louis he doesn't think much about it... he likes big muscled guys, and anyway he just wants Ilya. But Louis' dominant energy starts to get to him and he finds himself looking at his hands and wanting them on him.... (DDDD) when Conor Storrie and his crew of West Hollywood gays invade Barney's and get rowdy Louis is cranky as hell and ready to just give up and leave, but a quick trip to piss on the way out has him running into Conor who wants him to know that he's a BIG FAN.... and what if he locked the door for just a few and showed him how big?

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[deadpowol]

[kink-tomato]

It’s not the biggest issue with AI but I also resent that it’s ruining Cute Animals On The Internet, a thing the internet has been fantastic at since basically its inception. I miss my ability to trust and fuck you for taking that from me.

[1five1two]

[alexseanchai]

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

[cursedpdf]

[ticklefighthockey]

skip divorce where for various reasons scott hunter ends up crashing on shane and ilya’s couch after the public intoxication charges… on the couch because ilya won’t let him sleep in the guest room (he wants to turn him out of the house) and this was their compromise. he and shane keep having whispered fights about it in the kitchen while scott is morosely watching tv in the living room with the volume on full blast while secretly nipping whiskey out of a flask he’s been cunningly concealing between the couch cushions. shane is like he’s a fucking mess ilya, it’s actually embarrassing and pretty bad PR like he’s kind of making all gay hockey players look bad, isn’t it better to let him stay for a few days out of the public eye, and ilya is like that prehistoric barely alive intoxicated dinosaur is going to try to FUCK my beautiful HUSBAND I’ve already SEEN him making sad wet eyes at you hoping you’ll find him pathetic enough to hook up with, and shane is like oh my god ilya don’t be ridiculous he just got divorced he doesn’t want to have sex with me!!!!, and scott hunter who just lurched into the kitchen unheard behind them and is a flask and a half deep at this point is like soooo [hiccup] what’s up with you guys anyway. like is your marriage basically open or— and then ilya tries to kill him.