On My Love

[urbanxdivinity]

What pleases u in bed?

sleep

[stream]

[rybread413]

Take this fucking pumpkin 😂😂

[fandompandabear]

That poor chinese lesbian 😭

[mysharona1987]

[rosslynpaladin]

This is extra useful for people who need to know what to expect when they go to get their vax.

[ruinedchildhood]

[theocseason4]

Lets go bitches

[loveazepam]

Sgdgfhjsk I can't believe you left out the replies

[originaldumbbaby]

This picture stared at me in the women's bathroom

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this picture demanded to know whether or not i plan to get The Surgery

[askcosplaysenpai]

This picture has a stroller for their dog

[ruby-white-rabbit]

This picture offered me essential oils and told me vaccines would poison my child.

[treetopblueberries]

this picture judged who i am based off of how many layers of clothing i’m wearing

[survivablyso]

this picture just called ICE on their neighbor, and then called their mom and talked about how good the pastor’s sermon on loving your neighbor was 

[thediscossessed]

this pictured asked to touch my hair

[spiroandthelacktones]

This picture just called the homeowners association on me

[journeymanfool]

Okay but this is the tweet I saw and I wouldn't normally go to bat for people I don't know, but they seem to actually be pretty genuine people who tend to stay in their own lanes, and are at the very least good sports about it.

[angelicdevil]

This is wholesome

[transclementines-moved]

[ruinedchildhood]

[geekkatsblog]

Sounds like a good time

[tasty]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thespamman24]

Reblog if you like Shrek and/or being protected.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ezzezz]

traveled the world and the seven seas

[pepsiprincesa]

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

[roslips]

There’s people who have war in their countries

[pepsiprincesa]

and i have a blunt with no pepsi 

[hamaonoverdrive]

[byeimmoving]

[sandpapersnowman]

okay I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this

[deejay]

What’s the mood Today?

[s-tingx-deactivated20220827]

[poetic-njustice]

Me calling for help only to realize that there’s no one there to answer…

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[ruinedchildhood]

[childhoodruiner]

[deathbyfiction]

THIS IS THE BEST LINE ABOUT SHIGURE

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[hoothoot-remaking-lol]

[magimagali]

[theconcealedweapon]

[dirbenaffleck]

Don’t fuck with Alfred. 

[insomniac-arrest]

I want a reverse Cruella movie where it’s about this bitch

giving her entire fortune and inheritance away to some cats??? hell yes!! A cat saved her mother’s life from a bunch of dogs pushing her off a cliff.

[funnytwittertweets]

[ellieohno]