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25+ she/her Anime, art, humor, games, fandom, etc. The west's #1 Kenshiro fangirl. Blog theme and about section now updated post-Twitter exodus. Posts usually queued.

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[cryptotheism]

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

[dragongirlsweetie]

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

[cryptotheism]

Sorry

[charl0ttan]

i think nobody just stabbed polyphemus

[orokothe]

Art Fight

[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[katelyn-danger]

[shippingwall]

[wachtelspinat]

for eoa5’s sake.

[yandere-angela]

this is the funniest phono-semantic loanword ive seen

filibuster -> feilibashituo "spending energy to drag things out"

[wyrm-in-a-closet]

i looked up more examples of this, and these have to be my favorite. the power of the phrase "myriad dimensional net" is immense

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[xfgs]

🎲🩸

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[quezify]

quez have you seen the cronenberg sexyback fancam (also known as jetpackmonkey's 'A Quite Serious Thematic Analysis of the Works of David Cronenberg') because I feel like that's something you could enjoy

LMAO not only have i seen it i have it downloaded and watch it regularly..... A Quite Serious Thematic Analysis of the Works of David Cronenberg has done so much for me i owe jetpack monkey my life <3

for those who are unfamiliar

[filthyguts]

carried

[cheaphalloweencostume]

accidentally left my stopwatch running for 3 months

[rameiixo]

VIOLENT EXISTENCE

[mangonetics]

wow this pizza is great it's so good it's unreal *remembers the unreal engine is dogshit* I mean uh it's Source how good this pizza is

[abalidoth]

This pizza is so Goodot

[natalieironside]

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

[vyvilha]

need some female director to lock in and make a movie where a grotesquely ugly and disgusting and monstrous woman slasher killer butchers handsome men in humiliating and sexualized ways. and it CAN'T be because they are rapists or abusers or otherwise misogynistic okay, she has to do it because she's a fucked up pervert

[misericordiia]

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert