You know I always imagined the education system of Hogwarts is as bad as my school. Pretty sure magical folks learn really random spells and asked themselves also like for what do we need this shit? And the teachers also answer: you need to learn everything for basical education.
In the end they only use it once or twice.
So here is how I would be as one of the teacher in Hogwarts.
1. I would dress as the most stereotype dark academic professor ever ,( so basically I Hogwarts standards), but I would talk the most unprofessional way ever.
2. My subject is " Magical Art and Crafts" and yes I will fucking argue with the headmaster so long that he will let me teach this extra subject. Other than that if a teacher is sick, I would jump in for divination and history, ( the students will learn form me more than they ever did in one year and will have fun )
3. My introduction would:
"good day, everyone. My name is Nate and yes use your name and not surnames like you will do, unless you don't want. I have three rule:
1. Try you best by give me something I can grade you , otherwise you get a bad grade. Don't give me nothing to work with.
2. Don't piss me or make me lose my mind, otherwise we will have a problem. I am also just a human.
And 3 we are just doing practice exams because I am too lazy to read your bad handwriting. Let's start the lesson! "
4. My whole lesson will be not about making only art that can move or some cool crafts. I probably tell all the muggelborn and half-blood how to make money with usen simply spell. For prueblood who maybe already rich they will be be raised nicely and not spoiled.
5. Detention probably only exists in a way they will sit in my class and talk about their problems and feeling, until we get to bottom to why the students caused trouble or did something idiotic. This is a better torture for most teenagers. (Probably offer them tissue, snacks and drinks because I love gossip drama.) 🍂🍁☕
You think I would be good teacher?
