certified business boy

sparky | 24 | they/them | shitty wizard

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[berryjellymilk]

[greelin]

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

[greelin]

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

[jesterful]

one of the best parts about having a lil online shop is that ppl I know irl will ask about it and ask for the details and I get to go "I have business cards!!! :D" and then I get to hand them a business card where my job title is "owner and lil buddy maker"

[visenyaism]

july side quests:

- buy a peach from a stand by the side of the road. (isn’t it sweeter than anything? i love you.)

- sit in a cool creek on a hot day. let it run over and around and through you.

- grieve.

- say “it’s not the heat, it’s the humidity that’ll get you.”

- get too damn drunk off of something sticky-sweet made for 17 year-olds to swipe at the barbecue, giggling. cry.

- sit out on the porch and watch the thunderstorms as they roll through every day before dinner. (we needed the rain, didn’t we?)

- grieve. it hangs in the air with the steam rising off of the pavement. breathe it in.

- disregard what your mother told you about electricity to stand tallest in an empty field and watch the heat lightning on the horizon. (i’m sorry. i know i shouldn’t. i love you.)

- stare into the night sky until something stares back. (there’s dipper, that’s the only one i could ever find. say hello)

- teach someone you love how to pull apart honeysuckle, petal-pistil-stamen-nectar-tongue.

- grieve. catch a firefly. let it go. (there are fewer of them than there used to be, when we were kids. i love you.)

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

I drew this in an attempt to stop my co-workers from overbooking me, but so far it has not worked.

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Had some people ask for prints of this one too, so I've added it to Redbubble, and also made a non-swearing version.

[exene]

fr Do the motherfuckers on linkedin know they’re going to die one day?

[funnytwittertweets]

[pupyjpeg]

You don’t have to be a Left Unity type to see the writing on the wall, do the math and figure out its probably more important to have a cooperative, organized, armed, and educated left encompassing many ideas and people than it is to determine who is bourgeois for liking soft cheese on twitter, or whether your favorite historical Guy was based or not. Or whatever. Just a guess.

[pupyjpeg]

I count plenty of anarchists and communists and socialists among my friends and allies because I’m more concerned with stopping the Right and the State from murdering me and the people I care about shortly before they murder the biosphere than I am with everyone matching my ideology perfectly. Many people I like, love, work with, hope to fight alongside, hold beliefs I find incomprehensible to me, seem wrong or maybe even asinine. But the forces arranged against us are pretty fucking united. I think that matters a little more than whatever tendency beef online do-nothings have. In short: log off. We can’t afford petty shit.

[pupyjpeg]

@espionagis, no, despite knowing a whole shitload of communists and anarchists, I’ve never met one who plans on killing the other, actually. Who I have met, however, is a bunch of snivelling little lifestylists and pretenders like you, both under red and black flags, who are too busy fantasizing about tendency beef to actually build a left movement big enough to even have infighting, while I watch in real time the rise of people who admit out loud to wanting you and me both dead! So no, I don’t want you dead, nor do anarchists, or communists, but I do want you to shut the fuck up and put your big kid pants on and stop peeing your pants online every time someone suggests cooperating.

[pupyjpeg]

Yeah sure we’re experiencing relentless economic collapse and unrest and ecological instability in the wake of a string of unpopular leaders and a failed war over seas, but this student of history here correctly understands that who I should really have my eye on are the people who still photoshop ushankas on their Twitter avatars and just split their own party for the third time this year, not the people who are flying the two dozen confederate flags I just drove by over the past few hours, glad we have an expert here, otherwise I’d be at risk of being killed.

[probuccalfat1]

this community has weird dark vibes lately

[cellyhwondertainment]

its all rhe ******* and )****(

[probuccalfat1]

girl is this wheel of fucking fortune give me a vowel or something

[queerism1969]

[ovur]

You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?

[theweight]

planes have two pilots because the first pilot needs someone to hand-feed them grapes and figs and cheeses and to play them tranquil lyre music and the second pilot just needs some human company i guess

[ll2lv]

​planes have two pilots because they are having sex in there

[11thsense]

Bruh it’s not that hard to let go of Harry Potter why does it have such a gorilla grip on some of u people. “It’s a cultural phenomenon” okay? it’ll never be SpongeBob.

[doomedvoyages]

Not fucking worth it: the insane shit this guy does to be his own boss and not have a 9-5 sounds way worse than just having a job

[orrnament]

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

[swagpaws]

MY STUPID FUCKING CAT JUST PUT HER FOOT IN MY MASHEDD POTATOEOS

[swagpaws]

YOU