touch! that! mold!

you’ll thank me when you’re eternal! sunny/soren, any prns

[digginthroughthetrash]

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[robertfagden]

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*suddenly dead serious* I get so gay off that tequila.

[that-house]

doesnt it strike you as just a little too convenient that the show and the character are both named Naruto?

[funstyle]

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

Anyways I saw this sign at pride and it instantly became my favorite sign of the day

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[bippus]

Fuckkkkkk

[kushblazer666]

[just-deer-things]

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

[maddie-grove]

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

[jamiemccrimmon]

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[aflo]

on may 14th 1839, let's all go to McDonald's and order the amnesia: the dark descent burger

[aflo]

the look on the worker's face will be a rictus of anguish

[jenshenundersomerock]

(Redraw)

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[oneheadtoanother]