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I might think Rebecca is a dominatrix and wears a tentacle strapon

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What if the NATM 2 octopus got Ahk pregnant? 😳

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I think I must be depressed, because I want Ahkmenrah to kiss my entire body tenderly, eat me out until I’m boneless, and then hold me and tell me he loves me until we fall asleep.

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I’m pretty positive Dr.McPhee is a virgin … he gets absolutely 0 pussy and 0 dick

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Merenkahre is a DILF appearance-wise tbh

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I'm not saying the third movie would've been improved if Larry got eaten by the giant metal snake, but I am saying I would've gotten a boner from it.

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night-at-the-musian

would you eat the minis from night at the museum?

yes, absolutely

no, what the fuck

Voting ended onMay 13, 2025

i have had several people tell me they want to eat the minis and i need to know if this is a common feeling. i personally do want to eat them, but anyone who's seen my ao3 knows this.

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With how many confessions we have about the scene where Kah eats Octavius, we know that some of you agree.

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I was recently informed about a deleted scene in the og NatM2 script in which Kahmunrah swallows Octavius whole and now I really want that to be me. I can't stop thinking about it. I truly detest myself as a person.

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We're not inactive, darlings, just busy with school. We'll get to publishing confessions hopefully soon.

On that note, it's nearly April Fool's Day. Send us the silliest, crackiest, most unhinged confessions you can. We'll pick only the most hilarious to publish, so give it all you've got!

~Mod Ian🚬🏳️‍⚧️

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I want Sacagawea to dom me and call me a good girl

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Well, it seems the queue is empty! Looks like it’s time for me to make some more confessions!

In the meantime, send me some of your confessions about the ladies of the series. We need some girl appreciation around here!

~Mod Ian🚬🏳️‍⚧️

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I want Al Capone to wrap his legs around my head and make me lick and sniff his boy pussy.

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I bet Al Capone's boy pussy tastes like Coca Cola.

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I could picture Ivan the Terrible as a big grizzly-like body: hairy chest and dad bod. I want him to PARK THAT BIG MAC TRUCK RIGHT IN MY LITTLE GARAGE. He must be 8 inches with a huge girth, I wanna blow him as he lets me gang bang his nights. Dayum just imagine the Russian being big and chubby as fuck x3 When I give him a pleasurable performance, I want him to eat out my pussy as he sniffs against my pubes and tickles my clit with his big ass beard.

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Whenever I watch NATM2, and Kahmunrah's beefy biceps are visible in the camera shot, I desparately imagine raking my fingernails up and down his arms as he pins me down, choking me, smirking wickedly while commanding me to say his name.

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I think the natm fandom as a whole has a giantess fetish, but won't admit it.

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The Smithsonian villains all have huge cocks I assure you.

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I could assure you the Smithsonian villains have thick and huge cocks, I’m thinking 9 inches with an extremely huge girth.

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