i am so fucking tired

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[natnattienatalie]

straight up, just an rp blog for my oc natalie green. there is a work in progress fic about her on ao3, and that is where most of my content will be sourced from :3 consider this poor natalie green liveblogging the insanity that is her life.

character details !!

name: natalie green, not her birth name though (spoilers i fear)

nicknames: nat, nattie, poppy (ONLY if you are mom), lee, catnat, batnat (really bad puns courtesy of her siblings)

16, bisexual, afab, currently failing english and history, could probably use a fucking break but noooo

favorite color is purple if you couldn’t already tell

extra notes !!

-so fucking tired

-belongs to the young justice cartoon universe of earth-16 !! all content will be relative to that universe

-adoptive daughter of harleen quinzel and pamela isley (they’ve been missing for like 3 years though rip)

-adoptive older sister of jason todd and helena kyle and eventually rachel roth and lucy quinzel but we don’t talk about that

-NOT a superhero. god forbid

-literally just wants to go to college and become a lawyer but no, the world’s gotta end 80 times and she suddenly has 12 more siblings than before

[arkhams-knighted]

I can't stand how long it's been taking for my ankle to heal. Can't I just get back to work.

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Take a shit tone of coke or morph and you’ll be good to go 🫡. It won’t help the ankle but it’ll make you be able to work!!

The downsides are rather large, however.

The main one being a much, much worse ankle.

[natnattienatalie]

y’all my little brother’s mom ended up getting nerve damage in her ankle after an injury and developed CRPS that got her into the addiction that eventually killed her- PLEASE just take care of yallselves dont do this shit, just rest. it’s worth it in the long run

[natnattienatalie]

pride month, shout out to my moms who are currently locked up in separate facilities but will probably break out so they can kiss each other in front of the homophobes three floor above us

[gothambornandraised]

clarify. is this a support line FOR superheroes, or a place to come when you have a problem with one of them?

-@natnattienatalie

It can be both but it's more for civilians to call than heroes

[natnattienatalie]

brilliant. robin crashlanded on my balcony and almost bled out. i helped him, but then he showed up the next day IN CIVVIES while i was out buying groceries to say thanks. which was nice, but. creepy. what do you suggest i do with this

[gothamitenightingale]

ROBIN DID FRICKIN' WHAT

[natnattienatalie]

on the bright side he did recommend a bomb ass brand of cereal but STILL

[gothamitenightingale]

No but- ma'am, if y' lie 'm gonna know. Do y' know who we all are from tha'?

[natnattienatalie]

you mean secret-identity-wise? nah, he was wearing this dark pair of sunglasses, i didn’t see anything. besides i do NOT want to know. im involved enough in that world already😭🔫

[gothambornandraised]

clarify. is this a support line FOR superheroes, or a place to come when you have a problem with one of them?

-@natnattienatalie

It can be both but it's more for civilians to call than heroes

[natnattienatalie]

brilliant. robin crashlanded on my balcony and almost bled out. i helped him, but then he showed up the next day IN CIVVIES while i was out buying groceries to say thanks. which was nice, but. creepy. what do you suggest i do with this

[gothamitenightingale]

ROBIN DID FRICKIN' WHAT

[natnattienatalie]

on the bright side he did recommend a bomb ass brand of cereal but STILL

[gothambornandraised]

clarify. is this a support line FOR superheroes, or a place to come when you have a problem with one of them?

-@natnattienatalie

It can be both but it's more for civilians to call than heroes

[natnattienatalie]

brilliant. robin crashlanded on my balcony and almost bled out. i helped him, but then he showed up the next day IN CIVVIES while i was out buying groceries to say thanks. which was nice, but. creepy. what do you suggest i do with this

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Went on a date. Came back home. He didn’t text me for a week. Found out he’d been brutally murdered.

I’m, like, 80% sure it was Bea but I’m not gonna say a word.

[natnattienatalie]

sometimes you worry. and by sometimes i mean always. all the time. are you okay

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Girl I’m so tired. Can’t even go on one date because of this stalker bullshit 😒

[natnattienatalie]

so if i told you i thought you were hot asf how likely am i to get killed in the night

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Oh my god really??? ❤️❤️

And girl I got you dw… Probably. I really maybe should so something about this issue.

[natnattienatalie]

yes really🫶

yeah… most likely. isn’t she a quinn kid?

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Yes. And Joker. It’s a whole fucking thing…

[natnattienatalie]

huh. maybe i can appeal to her- in my universe, harley and ivy adopted me after my mom died. she was a mutual friend of them and auntie sel. so i have a bit of experience with that

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Went on a date. Came back home. He didn’t text me for a week. Found out he’d been brutally murdered.

I’m, like, 80% sure it was Bea but I’m not gonna say a word.

[natnattienatalie]

sometimes you worry. and by sometimes i mean always. all the time. are you okay

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Girl I’m so tired. Can’t even go on one date because of this stalker bullshit 😒

[natnattienatalie]

so if i told you i thought you were hot asf how likely am i to get killed in the night

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Oh my god really??? ❤️❤️

And girl I got you dw… Probably. I really maybe should so something about this issue.

[natnattienatalie]

yes really🫶

yeah… most likely. isn’t she a quinn kid?

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Went on a date. Came back home. He didn’t text me for a week. Found out he’d been brutally murdered.

I’m, like, 80% sure it was Bea but I’m not gonna say a word.

[natnattienatalie]

sometimes you worry. and by sometimes i mean always. all the time. are you okay

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Girl I’m so tired. Can’t even go on one date because of this stalker bullshit 😒

[natnattienatalie]

so if i told you i thought you were hot asf how likely am i to get killed in the night

[arabella-drake-wayne]

Went on a date. Came back home. He didn’t text me for a week. Found out he’d been brutally murdered.

I’m, like, 80% sure it was Bea but I’m not gonna say a word.

[natnattienatalie]

sometimes you worry me. and by sometimes i mean always. all the time. are you okay

[natnattienatalie]

sibling rivalry

[natnattienatalie]

absolutely wild text to receive from hel

[natnattienatalie]

a vigilante following you to the grocery store in civvies to say thanks for saving his life the night before is a completely normal occurrence that i’m sure happens to everyone

[girl-in-the-chair]

🚨🚨🚨ALERT🚨🚨🚨

This is Oracle operating out of the titans tower command center.

This is a worldwide alert.

I have accessed every military and privately controlled surveillance satellite. Every eye in the sky.

We have thousands, perhaps millions, of beast-people tearing the world apart.

They appear to be congregating, moving in packs, flocks.

Every nation on earth.

Take cover and protect yourselves.

[girl-in-the-chair]

They are trying to infect people who are stronger. Metas, aliens, physically active people, are all at greater risk. Sick people, hospitals, and children are lower risk for infection. This doesn’t mean that they won’t be attacked by someone infected. Just that they’re more likely to be killed than infected.

[spideringoth4m]

FUUUUCK. I should warn the Avengers, last thing we need is Mr. Bucky getting infected.

And...I should probably warn Peter.

[gothamitenightingale]

'cause he's more likely t'be killed than infected? Yeah prob'ly

[spideringoth4m]

No, actually. He's smart, we'll need him. Also, he's not defenseless. He can fight most of us.

[gothamitenightingale]

Smart enough t'stick 'is head in the washing machine t'see if it'd wash 'is hair at lightning speed, sure.

But yeah sure, Oracle's callin' him.

[natnattienatalie]

HELP MY BROTHER HAS LITWRALLY DONE THAT LMAO???

[natnattienatalie]

just discovered that not only is the multiverse real but is also accessible thru tumblr. people keep telling me about some guy named red hood. what does this have to do with my brother. do i need to kill someone

[illegallyaliveredhood]

Don't worry about it random stranger I don't know.

[natnattienatalie]

APPARENTLY YOURE A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE’S VERSION OF MY LITTLE BROTHER????

how do you suggest i keep my jason free of trauma

[natnattienatalie]

just discovered that not only is the multiverse real but is also accessible thru tumblr. people keep telling me about some guy named red hood. what does this have to do with my brother. do i need to kill someone

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't bother going after the Red Hood. He's annoying and unoriginal.

[natnattienatalie]

thanks random dude, i’ll take your word for it. as long as red hood doesn’t mess with my little brother, i ain’t got no beef with him

[arkhams-knighted]

And who is your little brother? I don't think Hood harms children. He is the supposed 'protector of Park Row' and all that.

[natnattienatalie]

my little brother’s name is jason. and thanks for the info! i’m not used to this multiverse shit- whoever this red hood guy is, he definitely ain’t part of my earth.

[arkhams-knighted]

Oh. Ah, well, mind if I spoil the truth to you?

[natnattienatalie]

the truth?

[arkhams-knighted]

Yes, why not. About your brother and Red Hood. And majority of every other version of your brother.

[natnattienatalie]

sure… anything to keep him safe ig.

[arkhams-knighted]

Well, Red Hood is another version of your Jason. In the multiverse, pretty much every Jason Todd becomes the Red Hood. Just with a little death by the Joker and resurrection, I suppose.

[natnattienatalie]

dEATH BY THE- THAT’S IT! THE JOKER HAS TAKEN ENOUGH FROM MY FAMILY, HE’S NOT TAKING MY LITTLE BROTHER TOO

[natnattienatalie]

just discovered that not only is the multiverse real but is also accessible thru tumblr. people keep telling me about some guy named red hood. what does this have to do with my brother. do i need to kill someone

[arkhams-knighted]

Don't bother going after the Red Hood. He's annoying and unoriginal.

[natnattienatalie]

thanks random dude, i’ll take your word for it. as long as red hood doesn’t mess with my little brother, i ain’t got no beef with him

[arkhams-knighted]

And who is your little brother? I don't think Hood harms children. He is the supposed 'protector of Park Row' and all that.

[natnattienatalie]

my little brother’s name is jason. and thanks for the info! i’m not used to this multiverse shit- whoever this red hood guy is, he definitely ain’t part of my earth.

[arkhams-knighted]

Oh. Ah, well, mind if I spoil the truth to you?

[natnattienatalie]

the truth?

[arkhams-knighted]

Yes, why not. About your brother and Red Hood. And majority of every other version of your brother.

[natnattienatalie]

sure… anything to keep him safe ig.