Local Cafe Worker In Gotham

Documenting my everyday life in Gotham [MOD IS NOW IN RECOVERY AT HOME]

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Wassup, I’m Amaris! I don’t really have a reason for coming on here, BUT, there's so much shit that happens in Gotham that I’ve decided to document my perspective of it. In case you’re curious, I’m currently working on getting into college, unfortunately I’m adulting 😔 but ya gotta do what ya gotta do. I also work at a cafe, it’s nice! Regulars are chill, but it’s still Gotham. I have a horrible sleep schedule (cough Insomnia cough) and I own a cat! He was a stray, I named him Bob. Am I dating someone? Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.

I’ll try to just, chill, off to the side, but hey, chaotic shit happens every day here. I’ve been through like, seven robberies in the last two weeks, and not even at the cafe. Got great timing don’t I? I’ll try to tell y'all about my day, but life will do life things so, (this is why I’m missing limbs >:P), so I might not be active all the time.

Hope we all get along tho! Just don’t be freaks, I deal with enough of those as is.

Tags:

CafeSpeaks: Answering Asks

CafeRP: RP Stuff

CafeLore: Everyday Life Ramblings

CafeOOC: Mod Talking

CafeReblogs: Reblogs

Bob btw ⬇️(big fat boy)

Mod Info and Rules!!

Alright, let’s get the basics (Anyone can interact!)

No NSFW

Flirting is allowed, (to an extent), though do know I will not take it seriously, meaning no canon ships for Amaris because she technically already has one (just be over 18+ for the love of god. Children scare me.)

Amaris is 19, a resident gothamite, and has prosthetic limbs (an arm and leg), she will make jokes about how living in Gotham costs an arm and a leg, she also doesn’t belong to any single universe, so, go wild with that

I at times cannot physically read the room, if I get the tone of something wrong, I apologize in advance for I am a dumbass

I have other rp blogs I monitor, so I may take a while to respond!

All photos are taken off Pinterest because I’m lazy and it’s available

Be kind and respectful! I don’t hesitate to block.

Also I am over 18 👍 (if ur curious, I don’t care what pronouns u use for me, I respond to most)

My actual account -> @monotonesmile (which is where I post my art and fics, you might find Amaris over there too :3)

DNI if you’re homophobic or anti LGBTQ+, racist, a pdf, or bring politics into everything. I do not want to interact with people like that, I do not like discussing politics, so just don’t.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah probably. It's what he gets for being a prick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

I just hope it’s with my right hand and not the metal one…

[adeadsoldier]

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

If you give him a concussion with your metal hand, I'll probably laugh.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

How’s the tea? It’s just green tea so…basic tea flavor. Good for the heart though.

[adeadsoldier]

To be fair, I doubt you could beat him up, punching him like once, maybe.

It's good. I like tea that tastes like tea. Not a fan of adding stuff to it really.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Well yeah, it’s not like I’d wind back for a second punch after realizing I smacked the shit out of Nightwing.

I get that, I don’t put a lot of additives in my drinks too.

[adeadsoldier]

You're better than me then.

Me neither. Though I honestly don't drink tea that often, takes a while.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If you want, you can watch tv or I could get you a book. Whatever you want really.

I probably have leftover pastries too, from work. In case you’re hungry, I know…vigilante-ing…is very strenuous.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'm fine how I am. The cat is taking most of my attention anyways.

I can usually deal, but a pastry does sound nice.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Alright, what do you want? I’ve got brownies, cookies, chocolate filled croissants, eclairs, and…cinnamon twists.

I’m the one that usually bakes these, so sometimes I make too many…sometimes on purpose so I can give them away to those in need. Instead of trashing them for no reason.

[adeadsoldier]

Hm. Cinnamon twists sound nice. I'm not much of a chocolate guy.

That's good, if you ever want help figuring out where they should go I run a few hidden shelters for alley kids, visit them when I can.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I’ll go grab some then and…it would be nice if you wrote the addresses for those shelters down, I’m sure the kiddos would love a sweet treat. I make plenty.

[adeadsoldier]

Yeah, yeah, I can write a few down. Just don't share it around or anythin'.

Those kids deserve as much privacy and kindness as I can give 'em.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, I understand, not a soul will know. Besides Bob, but he can’t read.

Here’s the cinnamon twists by the way, I hope you like em.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Can the criminals of Gotham, like, not attack shopping centers rn? I’m running errands with Damian and I would prefer my grocery store not be robbed while I’m mildly dizzy from my medicine.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah probably. It's what he gets for being a prick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

I just hope it’s with my right hand and not the metal one…

[adeadsoldier]

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

If you give him a concussion with your metal hand, I'll probably laugh.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

How’s the tea? It’s just green tea so…basic tea flavor. Good for the heart though.

[adeadsoldier]

To be fair, I doubt you could beat him up, punching him like once, maybe.

It's good. I like tea that tastes like tea. Not a fan of adding stuff to it really.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Well yeah, it’s not like I’d wind back for a second punch after realizing I smacked the shit out of Nightwing.

I get that, I don’t put a lot of additives in my drinks too.

[adeadsoldier]

You're better than me then.

Me neither. Though I honestly don't drink tea that often, takes a while.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If you want, you can watch tv or I could get you a book. Whatever you want really.

I probably have leftover pastries too, from work. In case you’re hungry, I know…vigilante-ing…is very strenuous.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'm fine how I am. The cat is taking most of my attention anyways.

I can usually deal, but a pastry does sound nice.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Alright, what do you want? I’ve got brownies, cookies, chocolate filled croissants, eclairs, and…cinnamon twists.

I’m the one that usually bakes these, so sometimes I make too many…sometimes on purpose so I can give them away to those in need. Instead of trashing them for no reason.

[adeadsoldier]

Hm. Cinnamon twists sound nice. I'm not much of a chocolate guy.

That's good, if you ever want help figuring out where they should go I run a few hidden shelters for alley kids, visit them when I can.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I’ll go grab some then and…it would be nice if you wrote the addresses for those shelters down, I’m sure the kiddos would love a sweet treat. I make plenty.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

To the vet we go, because Bob decided to eat his litter. He is fine, I just want to be sure, so. Day off of work.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah probably. It's what he gets for being a prick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

I just hope it’s with my right hand and not the metal one…

[adeadsoldier]

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

If you give him a concussion with your metal hand, I'll probably laugh.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

How’s the tea? It’s just green tea so…basic tea flavor. Good for the heart though.

[adeadsoldier]

To be fair, I doubt you could beat him up, punching him like once, maybe.

It's good. I like tea that tastes like tea. Not a fan of adding stuff to it really.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Well yeah, it’s not like I’d wind back for a second punch after realizing I smacked the shit out of Nightwing.

I get that, I don’t put a lot of additives in my drinks too.

[adeadsoldier]

You're better than me then.

Me neither. Though I honestly don't drink tea that often, takes a while.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If you want, you can watch tv or I could get you a book. Whatever you want really.

I probably have leftover pastries too, from work. In case you’re hungry, I know…vigilante-ing…is very strenuous.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'm fine how I am. The cat is taking most of my attention anyways.

I can usually deal, but a pastry does sound nice.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Alright, what do you want? I’ve got brownies, cookies, chocolate filled croissants, eclairs, and…cinnamon twists.

I’m the one that usually bakes these, so sometimes I make too many…sometimes on purpose so I can give them away to those in need. Instead of trashing them for no reason.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I GOT NEW LIMBS, THAT ARE DURABLE AS SHIT, TRY AND STAB ME NOW

I FINALLY WONT CRUSH THINGS IF I GRAB THEM

BECK AND VALERIE MADE THEM FOR ME :D (the benefits of having a scientist and engineer as a sister)

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah probably. It's what he gets for being a prick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

I just hope it’s with my right hand and not the metal one…

[adeadsoldier]

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

If you give him a concussion with your metal hand, I'll probably laugh.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

How’s the tea? It’s just green tea so…basic tea flavor. Good for the heart though.

[adeadsoldier]

To be fair, I doubt you could beat him up, punching him like once, maybe.

It's good. I like tea that tastes like tea. Not a fan of adding stuff to it really.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Well yeah, it’s not like I’d wind back for a second punch after realizing I smacked the shit out of Nightwing.

I get that, I don’t put a lot of additives in my drinks too.

[adeadsoldier]

You're better than me then.

Me neither. Though I honestly don't drink tea that often, takes a while.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If you want, you can watch tv or I could get you a book. Whatever you want really.

I probably have leftover pastries too, from work. In case you’re hungry, I know…vigilante-ing…is very strenuous.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

“Amaris, why don’t you move out of Gotham? Isn’t it super dangerous there?”

One, because my family lives here

Two, Yes it is dangerous, I lost limbs.

BUT

Where else am I going to experience Red fucking Robin coming into my cafe to order coffee while I’m working night shift? Nowhere, that’s what.

I’m tempted to give him free pastries if he asks for food, fuck my manager, I bake these, I’ll give them to the vigilantes

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah probably. It's what he gets for being a prick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

I just hope it’s with my right hand and not the metal one…

[adeadsoldier]

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

If you give him a concussion with your metal hand, I'll probably laugh.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

How’s the tea? It’s just green tea so…basic tea flavor. Good for the heart though.

[adeadsoldier]

To be fair, I doubt you could beat him up, punching him like once, maybe.

It's good. I like tea that tastes like tea. Not a fan of adding stuff to it really.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Well yeah, it’s not like I’d wind back for a second punch after realizing I smacked the shit out of Nightwing.

I get that, I don’t put a lot of additives in my drinks too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah probably. It's what he gets for being a prick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

I just hope it’s with my right hand and not the metal one…

[adeadsoldier]

Well, if you can land a hit on the bendy bastard I'll applaud you.

If you give him a concussion with your metal hand, I'll probably laugh.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I prefer not beating the crap out of one of the many vigilantes in Gotham. But I’ll keep it noted.

How’s the tea? It’s just green tea so…basic tea flavor. Good for the heart though.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I get to work for my night shift and find coupons. Which are directly labeled to be for me in the wording of “Metal coffee lady”

Are people leaving me offerings like a person would a crow? I mean, I’ll use em, they’re for a good restaurant, but still. Do I leave something in return? Would they like sea glass trinkets?

Oh my god I’m a crow.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah probably. It's what he gets for being a prick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

If he does, I may punch him. Just a heads up, I’m jumpy, it’s part of being raised in Gotham.

I just hope it’s with my right hand and not the metal one…

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[adeadsoldier]

Well, y'all stay safe then.

I fear thats what it looks like, yes. Majestic beast.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You can just relax, though I have a feeling I’m going to get jumpscared by Nightwing being at my window or balcony later.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[adeadsoldier]

Thats just fucking rude. Let me know if your friends need any help. Can also give you cash for repairs if you still need that.

Well, then I guess we're both lucky I like dogs.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I have a good feeling they’ll be a-okay…lots of em came from bad backgrounds. They’re gonna be fine. I’ll be fine too, already working on a new set of prosthetics anyways.

As for Bob, he has taken over your lap, now you are trapped.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.

[adeadsoldier]

You got stabbed? Yeesh. Well good on them, I'm sure the violence is deserved then.

Hmmm, alright sure. You're lucky I'm more of a dog person because I'd probably steal him.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

They also damaged my prosthetic leg, but, yeah, stabbed in the right side. Still recovering. Sucks.

If anyone tried to steal my cat, I would personally hunt them down.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s nearly midnight, and I hear a crash on my fire escape, I go to look? It’s one of the Bats, the Red Hood guy. He looks dejected despite the helmet. Are people fighting on my apartment building roof rn? Yall I have Work. Move along.

He’s also still lying there, do I ask if he’s okay?

[adeadsoldier]

Everything is Fine.

Life is wonderful.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

You need first aid or something? Cause you’re just kinda…lying there. I can grab my first aid kit.

[adeadsoldier]

Eh, I'll be fine. Just gotta shove my shoulder back into place.

Do you have vodka?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

No, I cannot buy alcohol. I have tea?

Do you like tea? I’ve got a variety.

[adeadsoldier]

Well that's just unfortunate for you.

Tea sounds fine, I guess.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I will make tea, feel free to come in, so you don’t collapse my fire escape.

[adeadsoldier]

Hah, yeah. I can send you money for that...do you have to pay fire escape damage yourself? I own my entire building so I honestly have no idea.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

I genuinely don’t know, I’d have to ask my landlord. But thank you, for offering to pay for the repairs…

[adeadsoldier]

Meh, I'm rich off crime lord money. It's like nothing.

If your landlords an asshole about it, I can take care of them.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Nah, my landlord is an older lady, she’s a sweetheart. It’ll be fine, we probably should replace the fire escapes as a whole anyway, they’re old.

Here’s your tea, by the way.

[adeadsoldier]

Alright, well if you need anyone taken care of let me know. Least I can do.

Thanks. Let me just put my shoulder back real quick.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

It’s fine, i seem to have a lot of people who would do stuff like that for me.

Alright then, you can hang around for a bit unless you’re busy, the only other person here is my cat.

[adeadsoldier]

Probably because you're a helpful person. Specifically to people with less than savory morals, it seems.

I'll stay here until Nightwing has a heart attack. You have a cat? What's their name?

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

That’s…definitely one way of describing me.

Oh, uh, his name is Bob, he’s a tabby. Big fat cat, he’s on a diet, hates it tho.

[adeadsoldier]

Hey, it's smart to have bad people with guns on your side. Beneficial in a city like this hell hole we call Gotham.

He's a glorious beast. Bob is a fantastic name.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Yeah, as unfortunate as that is, but hey, people like me. I get benefits from that, even if the benefits are a bunch of criminals willing to provide protection for me.

I would definitely call him a beast, I had to buy a slow feeder just so he wouldn’t gorge himself.

[adeadsoldier]

Yup. Good to have your connections. Though I'm sure our reasonings for having them are wildly different, considering I'm the bad guy with a gun in question.

Y'know what, that's fair Bob. If I was a cat I'd probably be like him too.

[yourlocalgothamitegal]

Trust me, my friends are on a blood hunt now after my recent stabbing. Not the first time, and I’m not going to try and stop them.

You can sit down if you want, I’m sure Bob won’t mind curling up with ya.