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@natromanfuckoff
//so I wrote a text starter and you reply to it and I reply back but I accidentally forgot to put an apostrophe in the word/my laptop didn’t correct it like I thought it would, and I sent it too late to fix it, and you had the audacity to correct the spelling and then disconnect?? was it really that fucking important to you?? AND THEN I connect to someone else and they had a text starter and I reply but then they disconnected? IM SORRY WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY?!
I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at.
- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model
- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim
- variations of the above
- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity
- all our friends are drunk
- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)
- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
- GROUP PROJECT
#both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be #waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late #you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole #we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window #you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking (little-smartass)
- Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
- This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
- I found your USB drive still in the computer
- I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
- You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
- We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
- We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
- You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
- Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
- You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
- What are you doing at this table at the career fair
- Waiting for office hours
- I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
- Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
- You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.
- We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
- You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
-my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
-we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
- Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
- Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash
-Your school mailbox is right next to mine
-I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
-My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire
-You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
-My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
-we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
- You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance
-What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?
also for your consideration
-the last two people on campus during an extreme weather alert and oh great we’re snowed in
-we both want that chair in the student lounge at the same time
-we keep running into each other while skipping that class each of us hate
-I was looking at an art display and you were asleep behind the display case
-I fell asleep in a weird place and you almost called the paramedics
-we’re both running on three hours of sleep and oh my god how did my entire coffee spill down your shirt
-unwilling participants in a prof’s teaching example
-slacker vs. straight A student
-you keep stealing my mac and cheese out of the microwave in the dining hall and I assumed the first time it was a mistake but now it keeps happening
//please message me if anyone wants to so any of these with me!
a bitch is just trying to RP some clintnat College AU’s on Omegle and everyone is just like
✨no✨
I just want some clintnat RP’s on Omegle
I finally logged back into this account.... its been awhile
and if religion is the opiate of the masses, then you’re the only drug I’ll ever need.
WE JUST GOT ANOTHER ENDGAME TRAILER!
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
hi u can see the moment he processes what I said and I Love That
please, I am begging you, PLEASE look at this extremely good image my friend just texted me
Tony :– I wanna do the thing
Stephen :– the thing would have consequences hitherto undreamt of so don’t do the thing
Steve:– no don’t do the thing
Sam:– yeah Steve right don’t do the thing
Bucky :– what even is the thing
Thor:– you midgardians and your things. Besides , you’re two weak and powerless to do the thing.
Bruce :– Doesn’t seem like a good idea but why don’t I help you do the thing
Clint :– why don’t you fuck off with your thing and leave me alone
Natasha :– im with Clint but if you wanna do the thing just do the thing
Tony :– okay so I’m gonna do the thing. Peter get the thingdoing stuff
Pepper :– Tony don’t do the thing
Tony :– obviously the thing sucks I’m not going to do the thing
Peter:–
Peter:– but I got the thingdoing stuff.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
I had to see this. So now you do too.
Hawkeye and Black Widow, Avengers: Endgame
Endgame Character posters for Betty Ross, Helen Cho, Jane Foster and Maria Hill and the Lady Sif
Just to make me happy.
Night, xoxo
*strike team delta*
Clint: well time to show them what were made of. Time to give them the D.
Natasha: you better have concussion
love songs at the end of the world / an endgame!clintnat fanmix
