14 YEARS BABYYY
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14 YEARS BABYYY
Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer
I think what's wrong with me is that my dad loved making boiled peanuts but when you say "boiled peanuts" in a thick Mississippi Delta accent it sounds like "bald penis" and we were forbidden from acknowledging that
My dad, internally: "The children must be fed nutriment. I have in my possession a very large pot and a propane burner; I shall make a sojourn to the grocer's and procure peanuts."
My dad, aloud: "'Ey, y'all wansum bald penis?"
All of us, internally: "Ah yes, such a delectable summertime treat that will be."
All of us, aloud: "'Ey, shitchea. Daddy boutta bal up some bald penis!"
#who the fuck eats peanuts boiled.
They take on a delightful texture similar to water chestnuts and get infused with whatever seasonings you put in the water. It is literally so fucking delicious and if you don't know about bald penis then you are Deprived. The food of the gods.
#as a european#what the fuck
Honey, darling, listen to me. Would I lie to you? No, I wouldn't. If you ever find yourself driving around in the rural southern US, you simply must keep an eye out for one of these gentlemen:
For a very reasonable price you'll be provided a cup of absolutely delectable provincial delicacies that will surely equal any hors d'ouvers you might find on the continent. I promise, darling, it is the most délicieuse dining experience you're likely to find, and it will surely--as my dear departed grandmama used to say--"make yer tongue slap yer brains out"
This gentleman has spelled peanuts three different ways on his stall.
WIZARD COUNCIL 2021 BANNED SPELL LIST:
Unending penis barrage
Summon Ketamine Ape
Greater Baja Blast
Transmute Idaho
Homoerotic Vortex
WARLOCK UNION 2021 PERMISSIBLE SPELL LIST:
Unending penis barrage
Summon Ketamine Ape
Greater Baja Blast
Transmute Idaho
Homoerotic Vortex
WIZARD COUNCIL UNBANNED SPELL LIST 2021:
Eradicate Warlock
Newborn babies all have terrible eyesight so that their brains don’t have to process as much information. Which I think is a little bit funny.
Nature was like “Look, we get it. There’s a lot of stuff out here. A lot of pores on your dad’s face. You have no idea what a hand is. Don’t worry about the pores for now. Just figure out, in general, what a hand is and then maybe we”ll pump it up to high res.”
I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"
Mom I hate my tactical kevlar molle thigh highs I want to wear normal thigh highs like the vaccinated femboys and I want to go to high school and college and I don't want to become an insurrectionist I want to develop new gay viruses for DARPA or maybe blowjob robots for raytheon. I hate you
girl what the fuck is even the theme of a midsummer night’s dream. is there even a lesson to be learned. is it just vibes or what
puck at the end of the play: god did you see that shit? insane, right? haha alright take it easy
Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!
Perfect tags
How is it like to be in a polyamorous relationship?
It’s like
You know when you’re at the grocery store and you see there’s a sale on ice cream, and you see they have chocolate cookie coffee ice cream and you say wow, that looks amazing, but but then you remember you have matcha ice cream at home which is also your favorite but totally different?
But then your partner says “you know you can just have both ice creams, right?” And you’re like “but I have ice cream” and they’re like “and you can have more ice cream” and you think “by god they’re right, my freezer has plenty of space and I love ice cream and that doesn’t mean I’m not going to eat the stuff I already have, I can just have more”
and then they pick out another ice cream and you guys share the chocolate cookie coffee because you both love that too.
playing dnd with my dads cishet friends blows because theyre way too into combat mechanics and dont understand that youre supposed to be having fun but on the other hand i play giant nonbinary firbolg necromancer named pickles mcburgersson who has orange hair and keeps resurrecting the enemies we kill and then gives them therapy and its baffling to all of these forty something men who have never actually had fun playing dnd
two human fighters, one elf wizard and a dwarf cleric (all white with names like eric von broghson and all of their backstories include dead daughters and a dragon) and pickles mcburgersson the bighuge nonbinary necromancer and their seven undead orcs dealing with childhood trauma having a party discussion
Floral triceratops by Vallavica
I wish more people did it, props to you and your mom
When you pull a long hair off your shirt and wonder which partner it came from
Then realize all your partners have longer hair than you
TFW
All three of your partners tell you that you should cut your visit home short because you've done nothing but disassociate and exhibit trauma responses the whole visit
If you had told me three months ago I'd have in my contacts a:
- long term long distance flirt mate
- best friend who still has potential to be a romantic partner again
- hot tall handsome summer fling date mate
- hot tall handsome platonic cuddle friend and rope bottom
- demisexual date mate looking for something long term (also rope switch)
- kinky af naval officer who takes you to the good HMart
I'd have thought you were crazy
Long story short: my phone is blowing up, my calendar is booked, my soul is full 💙
How to celebrate your newfound freedom:
-get piss drunk off champagne, wine, and vodka on a Wednesday night
-play the fuck out of Mario party with your housemate
-drive the long way home because fuck the highway
-fuck work in the morning, that's why ibuprofen was invented
-throw your bra in a corner of your room with reckless abandon
- drunk text all your friends how grateful you are for them
- laugh, loudly, for no reason other than to feel the pure unbridled joy you've repressed for years
- scroll tinder because you can who fucking cares
- ghost the asshole who sent you a dick pic on the day of your divorce hearing
- put yourself out there to the cutie with the button nose
- text your best friends and past lovers how much you still love them to brighten their day
- watch your partner's stream and send all the positive vibes you can to break their loosing streak
- post the texts and letters your family sent you in encouragement of your decisions on Instagram
- change your name and rejoice in being part of your family again
- put your trauma in a jar and let it be
To everyone who's been there for me these past few months, who helped me discover myself and figure my way through the shit, thank you. To those who wiped the dirt off my eyes and showed me where I really was and where I could be, thank you. To those who gave me the support I needed when I didn't think I deserved it, thank you. To those who cheered me on and helped carry me through, thank you.
From my journal in March:
"Can I rebuild myself when I unravel
Will you help catch what spills out
Could we even catch it all
What will remain of me
When I come out the other side
Will I ever come out on that side
Stumbling, broken, exhausted
And will you be among those
To catch me
again"