last station.

nat wolff. 19. i played a blind guy once. single pringle. {{not actually nat wolff. this is a RP account.}}

[oddfilmstills]

the fault in our stars (2014)

[bsnow-yo]

Got mistaken for an Olsen twin today. So. That was my day…

[nattwolfff]

Which one?

[nattwolfff]

my roommate is having a dinner party. seven people. SEVEN, shared one bottle of wine. ONE. and they are absolutely shit dickered drunk.

lord help me.

[nicholasjxnas]

What have you done?

[nattwolfff]

I got something ginormous shipped to her house.

[shayofc-blog]

Oh……lord. What did you do?

[nattwolfff]

It was an honest mistake. A shipping error.

[theflashgrant-archive]

Haha, what did you do?

[nattwolfff]

I ordered a huge pinball machine. And I got it shipped to her house. Whoops.

[ayyeansel]

PRIVATE @MaryJane

[ayyeansel]

You better keep your mouth shut, dude. 

[nattwolfff]

Duh, idiot.

[eliasbenson]

She used the full, full name, huh? What happened, dude!?

[nattwolfff]

Yep. The full name. I got a gigantic pinball machine shipped to their house instead. Honest mistake.

[bendyduckcrumbleface]

I’ll be honest, my mum hasn’t ever called me Nathaniel Marvin Wolff.

[nattwolfff]

You are lucky.

[agron-rps]

A parent playing the full name game is never a good sign. What’d you do?

[nattwolfff]

I got a huge package sent to her house instead of mine.

[boobeartommox]

It’s the same with LOUIS WILLIAM TOMLINSON. When I hear it I just wanna hide under a blanket.

[nattwolfff]

It's up there with your significant other saying, "We need to talk".

[troibella]

I hate the full name - what’d you do to piss her off?

[nattwolfff]

It's like the whole world stops for a second. I accidentally got a pinball machine shipped to their house instead of my own.

[nattwolfff]

When you call your mom and the first thing she says is, "NATHANIEL MARVIN WOLFF," you know.. it's only downhill from there.

[nattwolfff]

nat ;;✉︎ shai

Shai: But what if this finally broke the camel’s back and we’ll never get back to where we once were? Things are different and I haven’t learned how to flow with the changes. He gave me his key back, Nat. That’s a big deal. I told him not to come around. I don’t know. It’s just a lot.

Shai: I know you're probably sick and tired of hearing about all of this but thank you for being the best possible friend. I'd probably be clinically insane by now if I hadn't got all of this out.

Nat: You guys were both angry. You said things you didn't mean and you were acting impulsively. He didn't mean it. You didn't mean it.

Nat: Hey, that's what I'm here for. Besides, I know insane. My mom had me tested when I was little. It was all gucci though, so.

[ayyeansel]

PRIVATE @MaryJane

[ayyeansel]

Yeah maybe. But there’s so much more that we need to figure out without adding that whole mess on top, you know? If she found out about this right now, I don’t think she’d ever forgive me. I’m gonna tell her. Just not right now.

[nattwolfff]

I don't feel right about it, man, but I think it might be better for now.

[ayyeansel]

PRIVATE @MaryJane

[ayyeansel]

If I’d put my dick in that girl, I would tell Shai. That’s something she’d deserve to know. But I didn’t even get to second base. Bringing it up before we talk about everything else is only gonna add more shit to this train wreck. Yeah I’m not gonna say anything till later.

[nattwolfff]

You know that this is probably gonna blow up later, right?

[ayyeansel]

PRIVATE @MaryJane

[ayyeansel]

What a great metaphor, bitch. John would be so proud. So if slash when I do talk to her, do I tell her what I remember about that night? Or like nothing really happened, right? I don’t know if she needs to know or what. Tell me what to fucking do man.

[nattwolfff]

I don't know man. I mean. I don't think keeping things from her is good. Especially something like this. But.. I don't know.. Maybe you should just wait a little.