Blaise: Just go up to her and ask her out. What's the worst that could happen?
Draco: I could get struck by lightning... The ground could swallow me whole... I could get run over by a pack of centaurs... oh! or she could punch me in the face... again!
Blaise: WHEN DID GRANGER PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!?!
Draco: ....dammit.










