Secrets are fun...

18 and over only, if you aren't leave now. 29yr Female, Taurus ♉, Heathen, Witch.

[to-be-okay-deactivated20221112]

“The truth is that we are not afraid to love. We are afraid that we will not get back the love we give.”

— Unknown (via to-be-okay)

[biencorrect-deactivated20170210]

[insidehishead]

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

[dynastylnoire]

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

[comebackxkidx-deactivated201608]

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

[spazztastikim]

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

[colamania]

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

[daintydepravity-deactivated2018]

“Kiss her there you walnut!” I’m dying, can barely type, I’m laughing SO hard!!! Breath Alice, breath.

[51percentgent]

I want that on a t-shirt: “Kiss her there, you walnut!” lmao

[grrrrrlbaby]

Lmao! WALNUT! Greatness.

[meetmeaftertheparty]

👐🏽❣

[queenmoriarty]

A poet is a nightingale

Who sits in darkness

And sings to cheer its own solitude

With sweet sounds

[hisredvelvetqueen]

A true poet

Knows the power of words

Only few others

Will ever understand

[depsidase]

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[imjustusingthistolikeartists]

Especially when we were given so many of them!

- passed on

- no more

- ceased to be

- expired

- gone to meet his maker

- stiff

- bereft of life

- rests in peace

- pushing up daisies

- his metabolic processes are now history

- off the twig

- kicked the bucket

- shuffled off ‘is mortal coil

- run down the curtain

- joined the bleedin’ choir invisible

- this is an EX-PARROT

[angst-and-fajitas]

[zrxis]

[redeem27]

So the current situation requires a statement. This blog may be about encouraging frequent pregnancy in women, but it is encouraging those that want it and never forcing it upon anyone. Anything non-con is considered play, and is discussed between partners beforehand. A woman's right to choose is not a debate here.

[mysteriousgirlatlibrary-deactiv]

[unpretty]

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

[guyalice]

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

[froginakettle]

[hotcocoachia]

I fucking love him

[jaynavajasso]

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

[iamtypinglike98madmen-deactivat]

He also jabs racists in the eye!

[tumblunni]

I love the justice grandpa of fists

[cursedcharley]

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

He said fuck the police!

He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

[biglawbear]

I have a new role model

[briarchubnj]

😍

[runcibility]

“justice grandpa of fists”

[arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202]

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

[bogleech]

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

[tramampoline]

we need him more than ever…

[sarabeth72]

Grandpa Fuck Around & Find Out. Love him.

[infinitelyhisgirl]

∞

[artsyolivia]

[cutiepiesub]

Someone said no to aftercare and I just wanna say if you have any type of kinky/rough sex and you don’t make sure the other person is okay afterwards you’re a piece of shit, thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

[7mosex]

[thingsshesaid]

To lay in bed with your significant other, and listen to what is on their mind. No sexual motivation. Just being present with them in that moment.

[opprobriouscunt]

Something about manhandling is so hot. Like fuck yes shove me up against a wall or pull me down into your lap, position me how you want me and hold me in place when I get squirmy🥺

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[dominant-dominion]

How to cuddle

Hard cock on her ass

Thumb in her mouth

Kissing her neck

Slowly petting her clit.