Okay

I made this blog because I was having an identity crisis with my main blog.

[naughtyjessie]

On the eighth day of Christmas Santa gave to me, an eighth of weed haha

[bonglife420]

*smells weed in the air* *looks around like there's a disturbance in the force*

[naughtyjessie]

I brought trader joes bags into whole foods and I felt like the cashier was looking at me funny. It might also be because there's a half a joint in my pocket.

[naughtyjessie]

Trans Tip

When a cis person misgenders you, misgender them back and act like it's a joke until they get it.

Them: Oh yeah and she (blah blah blah)

You: Haha yeah! He tells such good stories

Them: But...? I'm a girl.

You: Oh we're not playing this anymore, Jacob?

Them: Playing what? Who's Jacob?

You: The gender swap game. You're Jacob, Jacob.

[thehealthyvoice]

dear god please let me wreck a dude with a strapon before i die

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[plants4]

idk how id survive without water <3

[funaynay-or-nay]

You wouldnt

[plants4]

haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)

[dontshavefeelings-deactivated20]

No you seriously couldn’t survive without water, it’s something that everyone needs. WE HAVE TO HAVE IT TO LIVE YOU FUCKING RETARD

[plants4]

reblog if you feel the same way about water!

[naughtyjessie]

tumblr text post: no one will ever love me im ugly and gross

me: same

tumblr text post: im perfect why am i not the ruler of the world

me: same

[thewanderinguniverse-deactivate]

[lustt-and-luxury-deactivated201]

FACTS !

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

every rich asshole i went to high school with: i took a semester off to travel around europe :) life is too short not to see the sights! :) spend your money on experiences and not things! :) school will be there when you get back! :)

me: thats nice…. i cant even justify the expense of buying bandaids right now but thats nice

[renloras]

[saydolly]

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

[itsuptomenow-deactivated2019070]

I love that last gif so hard

[givemeinternet]

[memeguy-com]

This quote will go down in history

[dioynsus]

reasons im a 70 yr old man:

bad back 

hates teenagers 

grumpy 

doesn’t like loud noises 

ready for death 

[supnoah]

I regret opening up to some people and it just bugs me knowing there’s a few out there who didn’t even deserve to know me like that but do

[naughtyjessie]

I'm all about the goddesses

[carazhan]

me: (is lonely)

me: (doesnt know how to reach out to friends without coming off as needy)