NEVER KNOWS BEST

naut, 21 y/o. play ai: the somnium files. banner by @solacebean! twitch.tv/nauticai

[nauticalynx]

sorry i have anime boyfriends

[s3venth]

detective naoto is on the case!

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[rahatlin]

@evilwizard are you in that?

[evilwizard]

i should sell this

[pangur-and-grim]

he genuinely does suck a little

[pangur-and-grim]

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[whereispearlescentmoon]

do you have all the photos from pearl doing the kind of splits in photos with grian so he looks taller? cause i find it so funny especially after the recent chain of tweets and want to show my non mcyt friends

A compilation of a 6'1" queen doing a split to make her 5'6" friend look taller

[shutinthenutouse]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Don't worry the audience extrapolated it back out. You zip the file and communicate it, they unzip it.

[stitchlingbelle]

This is the best explanation of the reader's contribution to art I've ever heard.

[charl0ttan]

eebie wa aboowa!! bababababbaa

[cryptotheism]

I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog "theme"

Signal boost. Always reblog.

[charl0ttan]

wawoo 🙂‍↕️

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[ktghostie]

my favorite persona character

[yeehawpim]

I can be the ship and its sailors

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[valdevia]

Many accounts of the legendary mermaids may owe their existence not to a fish-like humanoid, but to the elusive sea beavers (Castor littoralis).

This species of rodent, much like its freshwater cousin, builds complex wooden structures, creating artificial reefs to farm fish and seaweed. Unlike their relatives, though, their supply of wood is limited. While most rely on driftwood or tear down human docks, some populations have opted to construct intricate lures, possibly to attract human attention and provoke shipwrecks. This brings in a new source of materials to grow their ever-larger barriers.

(Bestiary)

[valdevia]

Last day to reblog this before Mermay ends. Last chance to prove the mermaid enjoyers in your life wrong with FACTS

[discomforting-forest-ambience]

( ominous groans )

[valdevia]

did anyone hear that

[senranx]

pursuing my true self

[pnglove]