Navarr's Life

A man in Love

[pocketss]

widehead

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[homunculus-argument]

The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

[piendish]

//venting

dude I can’t believe this 2 of these little monkeys already fell off the bed AND bumped their heads after I wagged my finger at them and told them, verbatim, “no more jumping on the bed” I even called the doctor and he told me the exact same thing they don’t listen to me when I fucking talk I hate this fucking place

[beif0ngs]

Are you disappointed that I’m not a murderer? I mean, a little.

[raymondshieldsofficial]

getting in the car I’ve left parked in the sun all day

[prokopetz]

Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:

You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing

It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables

The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong

The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting

Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off

Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute

Magic

[bookshelfdreams]

the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.

[fandom-man]

[clairenatural]

tumblr i have been here for almost a decade

[schwambo-mcgoo]

Took you long enough to figure it out idiot

[thestarlightforge]

CRYING 💀

(credit: my sister 😂)

[kicks0u]

uh oh! i turned your slime girl into a robot!

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[transgender-daemon-faerie]

Just gonna leave this here

[politijohn]

Source

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[a-book-of-creatures]

Ocean

[fanby-fckry]

Ocean

[turbro]

Ocean

[reekill-playlists]

Ocean

[scruffy-bunny]

Ocean

[ilikedeltarune-notyou]

Ocean

[real-chicago]

siberia

[sillymann]

Ocean

[dont-mind-me-i-just-exist]

Ocean

[dont-mind-me-i-just-exist]

Did it again. Antarctica.

[google-searchhistory-official]

Ocean

[cabybapa]

Ocean

[timelyenigma]

umuda island

[navarr]

Sumatra Indonesia?

[abracadaze]

i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

[satusepiida]

His ghost is setting those cars on fire actually

[coyotegestalt]

I hadn’t really considered “the agnostic demigod of electromagnetism is the reason Musk’s companies fail” before, but I like the concept. 

[low-poly-yuri]

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

what

[low-poly-yuri]

mmm i guess i see it i was definitely seeing 1 and 2 as one side plus the left and right sides slope out more

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

yeah tbh i see how you can see 1 and 2 as one side

[vang0bus]

actually its a decagon

[vang0bus]

careful apollo might hear you

[yotaasuke]

ok but if we r being really pedantic it’s a triacontakaipentagon (35 sides)

[i-am-dulaman]

Tumblr accidentally rediscovers the coastline paradox