Navy

[navymaverick]

Do any other afab people feel like they just don't look like they're not supposed to have boobs?

Like not even on a gender dysphoria level (i am VERY well aware that i'm nonbinary) but purely on an altogether look level even on the days when i feel very fem they just look so out of place

[navymaverick]

Super secret 4th Newton's law, an object that moves from point A to point B quickly enough will not get dizzy and end up blacking out

[homunculus-argument]

So apparently melatonin fixes my "can't fall asleep before 1 or 2 am" problem by replacing it with "wakes up at 1 or 2 am" problem, and then after being awake for a couple of hours I'll fall back asleep and wake up at noon anyway.

Looking up ideas of what causes it and how to fix it, apparently the best I can do is stop doing all the things I wasn't doing in the first place, and getting rid of problems that I do not have in my life. Splendid.

[navymaverick]

Being a manic pixie dream girl to almost everyone you date is such an interesting experience cause what do you mean my worldview makes you love life more cause it usually makes ME want to die ... Even better if they actually stay long enough to get to know you and realise that no the bubbly personality and overly positive reactions don't come from a life of sunshine and rainbows but rather from the exact opposite ... Like you do realise i'm only like this because i'd be dead otherwise, right?

[homunculus-argument]

Intelligence is the ability to observe that your friend always hangs up their toilet paper roll wrong. Wisdom is knowing that they must have their reasons, and the ability to leave it be.

[capy-barista]

Common sense is knowing not to use your friend's toilet roll in a fruit salad.

[homunculus-argument]

Aptitude is being able to quickly puzzle out which kinds of salad you can use as toilet paper.

[lambofkhalaa]

This website is a goddamn prison

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[navymaverick]

No one fake flirts harder than two queer girls who had a very messy situationship type of thing and stayed best friends afterwards, i don't make the rules i just live them.

Bonus points if one of them is bi and actively has a boyfriend.

Extra bonus points if the other doesn't mean it as that much of a joke in that same time frame.

[navymaverick]

Did one minor part of the task i've been procrastinating for months so now i'm no longer getting swallowed by anxiety about running out of time and can procrastinate further peacefully.

I am going to get nowhere in life.

[navymaverick]

He said he wants to grow his hair out so he'd look intimidating like tarzan and i'm like yeah baby of course you would while i'm plotting how nicely i'd have to ask him to let me braid flowers into it

[navymaverick]

Working hard on that crazy parents lore by dragging my boyfriend on sidequests basically every weekend cause you can't tell me

"when I was 16 your dad and I woke up at 4 am to walk 75 km in one day with 10 kg backpacks on our shoulders cause we didn't want to support capitalism by taking the bus and then a couple of weeks later we walked up a mountain through the riverbed of a torrential stream in complete darkness because we wanted to go to a concert that was at the top of it the next day, you'll be fine walking the dog for 15 mins tonight"

Doesn't go hard.

[navymaverick]

As a child i used to wish i'd get told i only have a certain amount of time left to live so i'd have an excuse to actually live all my days to the fullest instead of wasting time on supposed investments in the future.

Anyways dunno what exactly it means but i feel like a child wishing to be told they're about to die so they could actually live is a pretty bad sign for our system.

[homunculus-argument]

I recall someone who'd never been to Korea complain about how the korean shows on netflix are amazingly written but the actors are always so bad and overacting in an annoying way, but it turned out that this person just had no idea that that's just how korean people talk. They'd never encountered korean culture outside of the shows, and the thought that this "flaw" they spotted in every show might just be an accurate representation of real life.

My father hated the way that american movies always had to underscore everything they wanted to say with the subtlety of an anvil. It never occurred to me to ask him why he keeps watching them if he hates them so much. He hated the lack of subtlety and was always quick to point out that these movies were made for a stupid, uneducated audience that wouldn't pick up on subtle details or context clues so everything has to be all in-your face.

Anyway I woke up this morning to news that in the US they publicly shot a guy who was known to say shit like "sometimes people get shot but that's the acceptable price for having guns everywhere" while he was sitting under a big-ass banner saying "PROVE ME WRONG".

[what-would-sappho-do-deactivate]

"Someday I'm gonna be somebody people want."

[navymaverick]

Like Real People Do by Hozier but it's Hamilton and Laurens in Merited Partiality.

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[navymaverick]

Bored out of my mind but also bedridden bc my health is shit, considering re-reading crimson rivers

It can't be that bad, right?

[very-gay-poet]

asking me specific questions about my writing? what an odd way to propose but yes ofc