Super Hoe

Put your cape on, you a super hoe.

[twitterlols]

[cockyhorror]

This reads exactly like the dreams I have when I’m drunk and somewhat aware of a demonic presence

[trapcard]

[world-of-cats]

[sailor-crone-blog]

The comraderie

[firey-rising-demon-deactivated2]

When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment

[yashas-strong-arms]

rapunzel 2.0

[kingjaffejoffer]

im emotional rn

[memesandlaughs]

[whomst-is-she]

omfg

[sle4zy]

[no-chill-at-all]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[fakeblack]

[pavelyan]

it’s not. that it sucks. i’ve just. seen it 48 times

[waldangerous]

Stuff like this is why I’m not famous.

[crandberrycrush]

This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get… but I love it. 

[lightweightmakeup1-deactivated2]

me watching my friend group dwindle down to virtually zero

[crow-caller]

angel emojis, rated

FUCK THIS THING 0/10

DON’T TRUST THIS THING 0/10

AAAAAA FUCK THIS THING 0/10

This is a nice child! Someone I would trust. Someone I could send to a friend in order to convey my emotions of pure joy 9/10

WHOAH!! FUCK THIS THING 0/10

FUCK THIS THING IT’S BETTER THAN SOME OF THE OTHERS BUT I DO NOT TRUST IT 1/10

REALLY FUCK THIS THING!! 0/10

ADDING A NECK DOES NOT HELP FUCK THIS THING 0/10

THOSE AREN’T EVEN WINGS YOU FUCK, FUCK THIS THING 0/10

NO WINGS EMPTY EYES FUCK OFF 0/10

IF YOU STARE TOO LONG YOU WILL WAKE UP IN ANOTHER REALITY, PART OF THIS THING’S HIVEMIND, YOU MUST BLINK, YOU MUST NOT LOOK 0/10

MISSHAPEN EGG WITH CHICKEN WINGS FUCK OFF 0/10

THE ONLY PURE ANGEL EMOJI THE ONLY ONE FOR ME THIS IS WHO I AM! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN! THIS IS A GOOD ANGEL, A HELPING ANGEL, HAPPY, JOY…. A FRIEND 100/10

[brunhiddensmusings]

why is it fitting that the angels are the most cursed

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

[theshitneyspears]

14 year old me searching yahoo answers to find out if i’m gay:

[orange]

[hidingoutbackstage]

Y’all will not fucking believe the ad I saw at the mall today