Nazgret

23/Perdido en el vacio/Escritor a tiempo parcial y compartidor de memes.

[fanofspooky]

I’ve never seen the full version of this 😂

[famicom]

i really hope all of you know about this scp

[famicom]

this is the highest rated article on the site

[nazgret]

And i love it!

[nazgret]

[anxietyproblem]

[maraudersslayalways]

This is me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honestly even the highest concept sci-fi seems tame once you learn BioSteel™ Goats exist irl

[zenithreach]

What the fuck are you talking about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know. the spider goats. the goats spliced with spider genes.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they shoot bulletproof webbing out of their udders!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ok ok that last part’s not technically true, but the truth is still pretty nifty:

yes these goats really exist! in most ways they are normal goats, except for how they secrete spider silk in their milk

(or rather, they secrete a special protein in their milk, which is then extracted and woven into silk fibers)

their DNA contains transplanted genes taken from the Golden Orb Weaver Spider, whose silk is incredibly strong–but can’t be naturally produced in large quantities. because…spiders are tiny ya’ll.

these superpowered web-slinging spidergoats genetically modified but otherwise normal and healthy goats can produce much larger amounts of this material (marketed as BioSteel), which is stronger than steel and more bulletproof than kevlar. plus it’s lightweight, elastic, and bio-compatible (compatible with living tissue), meaning it has a ton of potential industrial and medical applications.

(imagine 40 years from now you need knee surgery, and your doctor sits you down and explains that your shiny new anterior cruciate ligament was actually artificially woven out of SPIDER GOAT MILK SILK. also in this magical hypothetical future we have universal healthcare. and the wealth of all billionaires has been globally redistributed. this is my hypothetical scenario, i do what i want.)

like i said. pretty nifty!

and here is a photo of one such genetically modified BioSteel™ Goat, her name is Freckles

ko-fi

[maejacrezz007]

May I add the fantastic glow in the dark cats. They’ve been tagged with a gene from jelly fish that causes them to glow and that can be passed down. Was used to help study how other genes were passed.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

for those wondering, yes glow-in-the-dark jellyfish cats are a real thing and they are helping scientists with AIDS research

[nazgret]

I can't help thinking this as the begining of a movie were eventually all goes to hell when it starts to be tested on humans.

[en-futubandera]

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[darkstarverity-deactivated20210]

[nazgret]

Algún dia voy a encontrar a alguien tan tonto como yo, que crea en el amor.

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[el-atico-de-un-alma-rota-deacti]

Ni siquiera he sido capaz de salvarme a mí y sigo culpándome porque nunca pude salvarte a ti.

Que ironía; Y.

[buns-of-men]

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

[tovakiin]

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

[perquisitemagnate]

In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

[azothelement-deactivated2019010]

Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.

[dracophile]

Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”

[snapfoo]

THE LAST COMMENT KILLED ME

[omghotmemes]

Jake paul is washed up

[nazgret]

[memescomedy]

Memes & Comedy

[angel-of-death23]

[va-cios]

Carta al recuerdo

Hola:

Han pasado años desde que te fuiste y espero que las decisiones que tomaste fueran las correctas. En un principio no sabía que hacer con mi vida, sentía que todos lo que conocía moriría ante mis ojos para dar paso a un lugar vacío y oscuro.

Viví bastante tiempo solo con mis pensamientos y creí que así sería mejor, sé lo que piensas, yo no suelo echarme a morir tan fácil, pero desde que te fuiste algo se quebró dentro de mí y ya no lo pude repara.

Un día sin previo aviso alguien llegó a mi vida y me enseñó que la vida no es tan mala como parece, que hay bondad en las personas y que incluso hasta lo más destruido tiene forma de repararse si tienes paciencia. Volví a sentir, a amar y a ver lo hermoso de la vida, pero como todo en la vida las cosas terminan y así volví a estar solo.

Pasaron 4 años desde que volví a estar solo, pero ahora estoy bien y he vuelto a encontrar a alguien que me mostró la vida de forma distinta y más madura, su amor es tranquilo y sutil, es como si por primera vez me sintiera en casa y eso me agrada.

A veces me pregunto que habrá sido de ti después de que partiste, si estarás bien, en paz. Sé que esta carta no tendrá respuesta, sería ilógico pensar en ello, pero espero que donde sea que este puedas leerme y saber que sobreviví, que aprendí a caminar bajo la lluvia sin paraguas y que ya no eres parte de un dolor en mi alma, solo eres un bello recuerdo de lo que fuimos

-Ithaqua 🌪️