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in november I'm getting my shit together
in december I’m getting my shit together
in february I’m getting my shit together
in march I’m getting my shit together
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together
in november I'm getting my shit together
in december I’m getting my shit together
in february I’m getting my shit together
in march I’m getting my shit together
how do i say "horror novels these days are too woke" without sounding like a right winger. what i mean is: this one is about a woman serial killer who kills Bad Men, that one is about ~anticapitalist activists~, this one is ~queer~, that one is about *spins wheel* someone dealing with the ghosts of their immigrant roots, all of them are about intergenerational traumaaaaa. okay. cool. but is it good though. is it fucking scary
something something, losing the ability to convey horror through abstraction, through metaphor, through symbolism, through allegory, through raw unexamined un-psychiatrized feeling. if the real horror is.... dun dun dun! the patriarchy then i just feel preached to. don't use fiction as a vehicle for Saying Something About Society. write with total vulnerability and then see what it says. it will be probably be far more interesting and horrifying than what if the monster was uhh my mom's abuse or whatever. this brand of new horror writers are all so terrified of actually disclosing anything about themselves. it's like if an instagram infographic performance was a mediocre contemporary novel
YOU ARE MAKING THE TEXT DO THE WORK OF ANALYSIS!!!!!!!
moids are absolutely terrified of women waking up and realizing they’d be happier without them.
I looked through the comments and wanted to post a few :)
"My great aunt was 92 when she passed. Never dated. She was a d day nurse. When she returned home from ww2, she devoted her life to the va hospital, her local mental institution and the catholic church helping the less fortunate who came through. She was the nicest, wisest, most honorable woman i have ever had the pleasure to know. I commend you for living your life for you. It isnt easy, but it is rewarding"
"It was always engrained in my head that I either had to become a nun or an old maid if I kept being the person I am (strong independent carefree) well here I am at 42 coming to terms that I am single with zero kids. I am happy and have no regrets! Cheers to you and your happiness!"
"I’m 59 and never married or had children. It was the best decision I ever made. No regrets"
"I’m only 32, but so far choosing to be man and child free has been the best choice I’ve made as well. Outside of work my time is my own. The only person I have to take care of and clean up after is myself. Aside from work, life is simple and drama free."
"You remind me of my partners sister. She's 40 and to my knowledge has never been in a serious relationship. Possibly never dated. She's very successful and content. She's travelled all over the world, has competed in marathons, has a a few properties in great locations and doesn't want for anything. There's more to life than sex and kids."
"My beautiful aunt was single her whole life. She passed away a week before my wedding 20 years ago. One day, when I was 20, I asked her if she was a lesbian because I'd never seen her with a man. She laughed and said "heavens no but I don't like men so I made a choice to be single forever. Its easier that way. No man means no stupid demands. There is so much I've gotten done in my life without a man." This Lady was a combat nurse. She had been to every continent on the planet and became a doctor at the age of 53. She worked with Doctors Without Borders and was the funniest person I know. I loved her so very much…. I miss her!"
"I wish I had received this advice as a girl. I bought into the fallacy and much to my detriment! I am starting again in my thirties, happily sans man and plan on keeping it that way. Congrats on your happy, healthy life! You sound like you would be an endearing friend."
The girlies are going drinking.
I don't want to be their most popular bar 😭 like that's sweet of you ladies but I can't
God forbid women do anything. 🙄
Genuinely bush is so normalized to me im actually extremely caught off guard to find out grown women have a bald cat
In the same vein, what the fuck do you mean people are saying Lorde has bush on her new vinyl album art that’s barely even grass. That’s an HOA approved mowed lawn. Fuckin hell.
im love youm
What do you want, cat?
one single exquisite sip of water
*turns on the faucet for you*
thank youm !
A sexual predator castrated and force fed his own genitalia. — Art by Eliran Kantor
As should be done to all rapist males 🙏
i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true
Mary said, "Now…who in the world thought this carpet was a good idea in this hotel. We are staying at the Ameristar in Kansas City. When the elevator door opened we seriously thought it was a crime scene."
***IT WOULD BE EVEN BETTER IN A CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL!!!***
Don't like butterflies.
would it help if I told you they're crustaceans
makes it worse. they are not capable of sucking our blood. but i think they would if they could.
They literally will. lol Like if you have an open wound and sit still they will happily take a sip.
"they"
I love when posts become their own lore on this site and people don't explain
I simply support every abortion a woman or girl ever wants for herself. No qualifiers. :)
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#don't
we should set more tv shows in fake US states the way we make up fake european countries for disney channel originals and hallmark movies
Texanois
It would be really easy to do, like: East Virginia, Dakota, Carolina, New Windsor, New Hamilton, New London, Appalachia, Prairieland, Jefferson, Estrellada, Nike Island...
EAST VIRGINIA??
#is it just in the ocean?#or somewhere nowhere close to va
Doesn’t matter! It’s fictional. Could also be a North Virginia, South Virginia, East Carolina, West Carolina, East Dakota, and West Dakota, come to think of it.