Randomness in numberland and alphaland

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T: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!

P: This unmitigated poppycock?

E: Extravagant hogwash!

T: Okay, stop

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L: I'm a lesbiab

L: lesbiam

L: less bien

L: girls

K: it's okay take your time

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O: Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products!

O: [sprays hairspray into his mouth]

O: Well, right off the bat, I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Y: Consider the following.

Y: Seatbelts. Except they throw you out of your seats, and they're called yeetbelts.

T: *whispers under his breath as he vigorously searches through his flashcards* what the heck is a yeet.

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A: what seems to be the problem officer?

I: Get out of my car!

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N: Don't you have somewhere better to be? Like getting your beauty sleep?

I: I don't need sleep to be beautiful.

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U: sorry, I lost my cool for a second.

Y: You can't lose something you never had.

U: ...

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H: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!

H: *Aggressively throws water bottles*

U: uhh...

G: She's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

H: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

W: *crying* it's working.

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Sixteen: it's a little muggy out today.

Twenty-one: I swear to Joe if I go outside and all of our mugs are on the lawn, I'm leaving.

Sixteen: *sips hot cocoa from a bowl*

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[Fourteen is looking for breakfast for the teens]

Fourteen: Get cereal, twelve says.

Fourteen: Get healthy cereal, fifteen says.

Fourteen: Pop tarts, Eleven says.

Fourteen: Screw it, this is the one thirteen likes. MOVING ON.

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T: Don't say a word!

F: Fergalicious.

T: I said don't say a word!

F: Oh I see, two weeks ago when we played scrabble it wasn't a word. But now it is. How convenient for you.

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Two: *holds open the door for one*

One: no, after you.

Two: I insist, after you

Three: *pushes past both of them* After me.

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12: Call the step squad, they're not listening to me.

15: I'm not their mom.

12: Just do it.

15 to the step squad: Okay everyone! Line up we're going back to our rooms.

The step squad:[Immediately following like ducklings]

12:

15: No listen LISTEN I'm not their-

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Nineteen, sighs: no one really loves me.

Eighteen: are you sure?

Nineteen: yeah

Eighteen, aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THAT!?

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Seven: *waking up* where am I?

Six: *sarcastically* heaven.

Seven: oh..

Seven: didn't think you'd be here.