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quinn | 20 | they/it no twefs or swefs allowed i was jediprivilege

[nbdirk-blog]

i’m not going to be on tumblr much anymore

y’all can add me on facebook if you want. i’ve also got telegram (@glitchdeath), which i use as my primary messaging app, and skype (@dmitrimoro), which i use almost never, so i wouldn’t really recommend.

if you’ve got another way you’d like to keep in touch, i’m probably down for it, just lmk.

feel free to add me even if we’re not mutuals or have never spoken before, i don’t really care. i would appreciate a message w/ your url so i can keep track of who’s who tho

[nbdirk-blog]

i’m not going to be on tumblr much anymore

y’all can add me on facebook if you want. i’ve also got telegram (@glitchdeath), which i use as my primary messaging app, and skype (@dmitrimoro), which i use almost never, so i wouldn’t really recommend.

if you’ve got another way you’d like to keep in touch, i’m probably down for it, just lmk.

feel free to add me even if we’re not mutuals or have never spoken before, i don’t really care. i would appreciate a message w/ your url so i can keep track of who’s who tho

[nbdirk-blog]

i’ve installed adblock on my dad’s computer at least 10 times now and he just keeps uninstalling it and i have no clue why?? why would you deliberately make it so that you’re exposed to ads constantly???

[nbdirk-blog]

my fp has a kidney stone, and they’ve been talking to me about how they’re never gonna drink soda again and shit, and i’m just like *sweats nervously as i crack open another pepsi*

[cannabiscomrade]

ok unpopular onion but we shouldn’t make fun of dudes experimenting with their sexuality by looking at gay porn and reading m/m slash or whatever 

unfortunately, that’s how a lot of men find out they’re sga, so we probably shouldn’t make jokes like “Hetero McStraight enjoys platonic man sex” or whatever because that’s pretty isolating for questioning men 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Prey spotted.

[iraffiruse]

[staraptor]

*speedruns the exam* yolo

[staraptor]

👌

[island-delver-go]

If you crouch while loading the scantron you can clip right through the answers

[magicbat]

Every second of the run counts, so shave off those crucial seconds by rocket jumping to your seat.

[nbdirk-blog]

it's weird to me that like, some people live within like 10-15 minutes of their friends?? like i do not have any friends that live less than an hour away

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[thecarlonethatalsowrites-deacti]

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[nickthepigeon]

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

[princesschumbucket]

“I can never sleep at night anymore! But once I get to sleep, I sleep all goddamn day!”

“Ugh, I’m just sick of all my clothes. None of these colors look right on me, I’ll just wear black”

“This FItbit doesn’t work…”

[ufosandextradimensions-deactiva]

[nbdirk-blog]

@savingprivatedameron same

[nbdirk-blog]

how bad do you think roxy and dirk's teeth are or do you think they'll have developed some kind of self dentistry tech in the future (and if they have do you think a couple of teenagers would actually keep up with it)?

[nbdirk-blog]

i've been awake for 24 hours and i wanna sleep but i've reached that point where i'm Very Awake

[pyrlspite]

The year is 2019. It is nearly april again. Hussie is gearing up for the 10th anniversary of homestuck. The comic is on hiatus while he works on Epilogue Act 4 Act 1 Act 3′s live action finale. There is a rumor nicolas cage will be making a cameo. WeLoveFine has expanded their bestselling line of smuppets tenfold. A single tear washes some grey paint off my face

[ineedtothinkofatitle]

child: “mom, dad, I’m queer and trans”

mom & dad: *distraught*

child: “but don’t worry, I’m binary, monosexual, and monoromantic”

mom & dad: *breathe sigh of relief*

[blackandmildwithgod]

[frankenfemme]

This is so funny

[flowersinoctober]

I’ve been dragged