Fucking Nerd™

Dionysus is looking out for me

[nbhowdy]

Crazy Frog walked so David Guetta could run

[theocseason4]

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

[half-gamer]

If a ratperson says they’re cheesed to meet you, etiquette dictates that you respond, “The cheddar is all mine”

[puppygirlclick]

@ratgirldick

[guerrillatech]

[dragonflea]

̸͙̏̋̀B̸͈̪̤̑Ŕ̶̲̍̄Ề̵̡A̷̺͔͋D̶̦͍̔͝ ̶͕̹͚̇́̊Í̸̮S̸̯̿̌̏ ̴̲͓̾B̷͚̂̐̍A̷͚̬̾ͅD̷͔͇͎̐̏ ̷̳̭̒͗F̶̛͇O̷͉͉͐R̵̲̄͋̀ ̶̳͎̊͝O̵̖̥͝U̷̝̗͉̓Ŕ̷̨͔̊̉ ̷̙̫̜̂Ḓ̴̰̝͊̍̆Ḭ̷̧̬̋̏̃G̴̣̮̮̏E̷͈̳̠̎̓S̴̜̐T̴͓͚͋ͅI̷̙͙̚͝͝V̷͍̖̹̇̅̈Ȩ̵̿ ̸͇̔̍S̸̨͖̭͂͂Y̴̱̎̌̾S̸̖̣̊́͑Ṫ̶͎̠̼̔E̶͕̳͋̓M̶͓̼̄͜S̵̰̐̓͗.̸̫̒̂͛ ̶̪͕̥̉͝R̶̟̪̂̀Ẽ̵̗̥ͅP̶̺̏E̴͓͖͆Ń̵̘̯́͘T̸͉̃ ̷̱̔͠Ȧ̵̡̱̼Ṋ̷̔̆D̴̫̰́̈́͜ ̸̘̘̖̓̉͘F̵̢͍̟́E̴̹̪͙̓Ḛ̵̚D̸̰͝ ̶͔͖͈͂̐͗M̶̬̣̓͠Ę̸̋ ̵̧̢̞͒̾͝S̸̫̲̍̅͠E̷͈̓̒̈E̷͖͝D̷̨͕̒̌̈́S̸͎̞̦͂͐ ̴̦͈̬̊̀̆

[c3po]

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

[insomniac-arrest]

if you want the rewards of being my lover you must submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah

[mentallyillfuck]

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

[cursedcatimages]

[manie-sans-delire-x]

[theoceanismyrealmom-deactivated]

my washing machine wrote this when i jammed a comforter in there wrong

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

how the fuck do yall relax in the presence of another human……how 2 stop performing 

[sappyassmemes]

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[teathattast]

[justicesmith-daily]

[rootbeergoddess]

Oh my god I love him

[borea-the-pokefan]

P r e c i o u s 💛⚡

[domoinjapan]

the slappening

[fungoidfred]

synchronized slapping class

[zagreus]

[werelobos]

you look really good tonight bro like youre looking really handsome dude i could kiss you but not really hahaha lol im just playing around with you man... unless..

[nevver]

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