[shoe-lace]

why are u double reblogging everything?

Some things yea, but not on purpose. This app is a little fucky on mobile.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[buffaliengirlfriend]

the newlywed game but with superheros and their sidekicks.

[buffaliengirlfriend]

the host: what does robin love to eat after a night of fighting crime?

9 yr old dick grayson: a pb&j, with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly on whole wheat, the crust cut off, and the sandwich cut into squares!!

bruce: turns his sign around to reveal ‘the most specific peanut butter and jelly sandwich on earth.’

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[adz]

anybody can wear this shirt but you must have sunglasses on while wearing it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[timbllr]

[info-cultist]

[susiethemoderator]

Wishing every one who celebrates…

A VERY HAPPY EASTER (:

- ReverseRacism

[unoriginal-gemini-blog]

Why Jesus got Brazilian bundles?

[susiethemoderator]

You really think The Son of God himself would be out in these Nazareth streets without the freshest installment??

Don’t play ya self. Matthew 20:28 “For the Son of Man came not to be served, but to serve…”

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

[slothgangang]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

[boomstab-papa]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[callmedaddy-42]

[artissijamm]

HERE’S THE DUCKS.

[everythingfox]

Vibin

[everythingfox]

Vibin

[moldyjunk]

[x-n-98]

[frnkieroismydaddy]

Oh no oh fuck

[robosucka]

For Fuck's Sake

[callingallcars]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[biglawbear]

Please… Please tell me… This was scripted…

[queersona]

Can someone transcript this?

[frightgothcar]

@queer-anna

Middle-aged white man in a grey button-down with black glasses speaking in front of a classroom of older teenagers: Hey, guys, listen up, I just wanna take a second to address because I know there have been some complaints with the pronoun issues and I just want you guys to know that I’m working on it. I respect all of you and your lifestyle choices, and in fact, last weekend I even went to the district’s mandated Gender-Bread Man Training.

(Flips slideshow to a picture of the gender-bread person)

Male-presenting student, loudly with their hands cupped around their mouth: It’s a Gender-Bread Person.

Man, shouting: WHATEVER! WHATEVER! I went to the training, okay?! All I’m asking in return from you guys is for you to stop calling me a boomer! I’M NOT A BABY BOOMER, YOU GUYS! I’m NOT A BOOMER!

The class, in unison: Okay, Boomer.

[queersona]

thanks!!

[slutty-goblin]

just to add some background, the tiktok is from the teacher’s account, he’s making fun of boomers who are actually like this, please don’t attack him for letting his students have fun at his expense

[spooky-catboy-angel]

[bunjywunjy]

this is the same teacher and the same room from the ‘do your bucking vocab or I kill the dog’ video those students must be leading a wild life with this guy in charge

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bakwaaas]

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss