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happy birthday, asshole
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National Video Games Day Tag Meme!
Tagged by the wonderful @pieck-aboo <3 I hope you are doing fine, sending lots of good vibes *
•Using gifs and without using titles, list your top 10 favorite games of all time.
•They don’t have to be in any particular order.
•Tag as many people as you want
I’m tagging @alinajames @cherrinen-draws @pickalilywrites @myshipisatrigger @dreameater-san @throughtwistedglass @randomsplashes and anyone who wants to join :)
Snow White Queen
cold fingers grabbin their cheeks, forcing them to look into the mirror «soon I know you’ll see, you’re just like me» the gelid voice ringed inside their head. marks of bruises on their neck and arms, covered by foundation, invisible to the eye but not to the soul.
in the solitude of night, they wondered what have they done to deserve this, they cursed every word they had ever pronounced to him, crying at the memories of the days when they were free. it all seemed like a dream. now, everyday was an utter nightmare, being handled as a doll, being dressed, forced to act as a different person, to be a part of this sick game where they were just an accessory. it was enough.
for so many nights they had hoped for someone to save them. how silly. no one ever dared to oposse the roi des poisons, no one would ever care for a magicless being.
without doubts, they got up of the soft bed in which they had suffered so many times at the mercy of the most beautiful monster it had ever existed.
wandering towards the window, their only connection to the outside world, they saw their reflection on it. months of exploit had taken a toll on them, not quite physically, reason being they were being taken care of as an exotic pet, but mentaly, they could see it in their eyes, they couldn’t recognize themselves anymore.
standing quietly in the moonlight, the window opened, granting them a wave of hope.
icy feeling in their feet as they run through the soft snow towards freedom. no turning back, everything was better than being caged behind golden bars.
naiveté clouded their judgment as they believed they could simply abandon the enclosure meant to hold them forever.
«you belong to me» a scary howl terrifying every living being.
this was not the freedom they had expected. a painful feeling in their chest, followed by a warm liquid running down from where they were wounded, a second later, they were layin on the cold snow, feeling their consciousness departing from them. glassy eyes discerned before them a unique scene, runny eyeliner going down a pale face, blond hair out of place, the usual perfect uniform wrinckled and stained, despair hovering in the once most beautiful face in that world. the huntsman responsible for this outcome contemplated the scene in silence, observing as the beauty and sanity of the man he had bowed to serve, slipped out with the last breath of the pitiful soul he held in his arms.
Inspired by this song by Evanescence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG8_sWlTZaA
*banging pots and pans together* what the FUCK am I longing for?? WHAT IS IT??
Happy Birthday, babygirl!
I always see the dog choking info on here, so here’s what to do if a kitty is choking
Save your kitties, we all know they eat everything anyway.
http://www.wikihow.com/Save-a-Choking-Cat
http://www.wikihow.com/Perform-CPR-on-a-Cat
important
REBLOG TO SAVE THE KITTIES!
IMPORTANT FOR KITTY OWNERS
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!!! MY CAR WAS CHOKING ON SOME RIBBON THAT GOT LEFT ON THE GROUND AND THESE TIPS SAVED ONE OF MY PRECIOUS FUR BABIES’ LIVES.
Porco Rosso
Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight
BITCH I REBLOGGED THIS AT 4AM AND SOME FIT GUY FROM MY HOMETOWN SLID INTO MY DMS at 11PM LIKE GIRL HONESTLY iM
Can the miracle be that I actually fall asleep at a reasonable time
I’m starting to feel like that miracle is falling into a deep sleep and actually waking up rested. Bless this post.
A miracle?
I don’t care how big or small I want one
I would like and could use a small miracle
MY MIRACLE WAS FUCKING AMAZING AND YEAH IT WAS TONIGHT INSTEAD OF LAST NIGHT BUT STILL
IT WORKED, PLEASE DO THIS YOU LITERLALLY HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE
It worked…I had a long convo with someone I missed.
It’s already midnight LOL
Hope this works. 🤞🏻🤞🏻
Lord please
GUYS THIS ACTUALLY WORKED OMFG
I NEED A MIRACLE
Oh please work!
job please job job job
CMON BABEY
I really need a miracle surrounding my college so uh… please?
Happy Birthday Pieck! - 05.08
been howling at these for half an hour
Friendly reminder that Kyoshi was Roku’s avatar guide (just like Roku was Aang’s guide). Queen-of-Getting-Shit-Done Kyoshi was bland milquetoast Roku’s main advisor. Like can you imagine, poor Kyoshi had to spend her entire life making up for that useless thot Kuruk who had the audacity to croak in his 30s, only to have a wishy-washy weak bitch successor. You bet your ass she told Roku to murder the shit outta Sozin as soon as he so much breathed in colonizer, but of course he spared him, because of ~*friendship*~ or some shit smh. The force of Kyoshi’s MASSIVE face palm after this happened actually created the Great Divide (this is canon). Y’all just know after Roku finally kicked the bucket, Kyoshi was waiting for him in the Spirit World, size 18 chancla in hand, ready to whoop his ass.
SIZE 18 CHANCLA
PREACH
Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.
Y. E. S.
Very informative thread -source
Dr. Sarah Taber fucking SNAPPED
Unmute !
in conclusion: friends tell friends when their vibes are off, and rook speaks in cursive
✨vibe check✨
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