Ladies' Choice

They say the way I act is immature Well don't be mad at me because you're feeling insecure The only golf I ever tried to play was m i n i a t u r e And when you ask me sign your boobs I smiley face my 𝓈𝒾𝑔𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 But my parents raised me right, they were sticklers And we don't even fight, we're like oil and some vinegar Getting a job is like a pregnant woman giving birth You're trying to p u s h me in the wrong direction and it f u c k i n g 𝓱𝓾𝓻𝓽𝓼 So most our friends already moved out of they mama's cribs I'm still throwing parties at my house, like Stifler So if you go around and try to tell me how to live I'mma take your girl and Mortal Kombat finish her

[subconsciously-conscious]

[doseofriends]

#mood

[jakegyllenhaal]

[mrbenwyatt]

[fuckosexual]

me: *crying my eyes out* someone: are u okay? me, wiping away my tears pretending like i wasnt just crying: yeah bro im fuckin flexin

[eriicmatthews]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[5oil]

[daddydaddario]

[theanimalmemes]

[fuckyesdavefranco]

[nastasyafilippovnas]

You know, it means something. You shared this with me.

[rhaenyrra]

[doritos-draws]

[chiefgiddy]

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

[itsthatunique]