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rarerpmemes

❝ ░ INDIANA JONES; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ You’re not the man I knew ten years ago. ❜

❛ It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage. ❜

❛ What a fitting end to your life’s pursuits. ❜

❛ I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go! ❜

❛ You want to talk to God? Let’s go see him together, I’ve got nothing better to do. ❜

❛ Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya! ❜

❛ Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes? ❜

❛ You can’t do this to me, I’m an American. ❜

❛ I can only say ‘I’m sorry’ so many times. ❜

❛ I oughta kill you right now. ❜

❛ Not a very private place for a murder. ❜

❛ Didn’t any of you guys ever go to Sunday school? ❜

❛ Let us hurry. There is nothing to fear here. ❜

❛ Well, _____, at least you haven’t forgotten how to show a lady a good time. ❜

❛ I’ve learned to hate you in the last ten years! ❜

❛ We never seem to get a break, do we? ❜

❛ Oh, my friends! I’m so pleased you’re not dead! ❜

❛ Please, sit down before you fall down. ❜

❛ Now… what shall we talk about? ❜

❛ It’s a transmitter, a radio for speaking to God. ❜

❛ Your persistence surprises even me. You’re going to give mercenaries a bad name. ❜

❛ Look at this. It’s worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless. ❜

❛ Hey, what happened? You don’t look very happy. ❜

❛ Shoot them. Shoot them both. ❜

❛ If they knew we were here, they would have killed us already. ❜

❛ Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing! ❜

❛ Hold on to your potatoes! ❜

❛ What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something? ❜

❛ Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist. ❜

❛ Are you trying to develop a sense of humor or am I going deaf? ❜

❛ You’re gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory! ❜

❛ I keep telling you, you listen to me more, you live longer! ❜

❛ I hate the water… and I hate being wet… and I hate you! ❜

❛ What a vivid imagination. ❜

❛ You know how to fly, don’t you? ❜

❛ Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey brains. ❜

❛ There are two dead people in here! ❜

❛ It’s okay, kid. It’s me. ❜

❛ I had bugs for lunch. ❜

❛ I burned by fingers and I cracked a nail! ❜

❛ So what are you supposed to be, a lion tamer? ❜

❛ I’m allowing you to tag along. So why don’t you give your mouth a rest. Okay doll? ❜

❛ Ooh, what big birds! ❜

❛ You lost today, kid. But that doesn’t mean you have to like it. ❜

❛ He chose… poorly. ❜

❛ I’m like a bad penny, I always turn up. ❜

❛ Our situation has not improved. ❜

❛ Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek? ❜

❛ And in this sort of race, there’s no silver medal for finishing second. ❜

❛ How dare you kiss me. ❜

❛ Dance on your own time, will you? ❜

❛ Unshackle me. I’ll give you a big hug. ❜

❛ You know, for an old man you ain’t bad in a fight. ❜

❛ One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die? ❜

❛ Good thing we’re not grave robbers. ❜

❛ I took Spanish. I didn’t understand a word of that. What was it? ❜

❛ How much of human life is lost in waiting? ❜

#| ♔ the world is an oyster | (meme)

rpxmusings

who we ARE and who we NEED TO BE to survive are two V E R Y D I F F E R E N T things

#| ♔ within the smoke | (musing)

adrenaline

by HelenaLlum

#| ♔ within the smoke | (musing)

indie selective tord from eddsworld 8 + years of roleplaying experience est. 03.06.18 written by artie art found here

#| ♔ welcome back tord! | (self-promo)#eddsworld roleplay #Eddsworld RP #ew rp #ew roleplay #cartoon rp #// ooc: whoops ---#// ooc: i keep seeing everyone make self promos and it has inspired me to do a new one #// ooc: idk its plain but i like it

ratdrag-blog

I must be dreaming cause I don’t believe in ghosts ❢

#| ♔ another recruit! | (shoutout)#// ooc: everyone follow rat!!!!#// ooc: they're kenny is 12/10

breniarchive-blog

*switches language to talk shit about you*

#| ♔ within the smoke | (musing)#// ooc: hONESTLY TORD AF

how does someone react to this:

Kenny could not take his eyes off of this guy’s absolutely… stupid hair horns, are they like styled or are they just natural??? The mystery absolutely vexed him.

Of course he just absolutely took the wind of his impulses and reached up to touch it, fingers streaming into the hair. Oh it’s soft well he couldn’t say that it wasn’t nice to be touching someone else’s hair. Downside he was being fucking weird and absolutely not saying anything to the other guy.

tord would be lying if he said that someone touching his hair was out of the ORDINARY, but it was usually done by people that he’s KNOWN for quite some time. so i suppose you can say that he was feeling a mixture of surprise and just plain creeped OUT. in fact, he kind of just wanted to slap the other’s hand out of his hair -- he’s trying his hardest not to though.

❛ uh -- what are you doing? ❜

#| ♔ 001: ratdrag | (thread)#| ♔ one house four guys endless adventures | (pre the end)#// ooc: ASDGHJ NO YOU ARE ALL GOOD DW #// ooc: i laughed when i read it

blanketmoth-deactivated20231216

They understand each other

ratdrag-blog

@ncrge

#| ♔ norge | (tord)#// ooc: !! THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AHHH

“I’m fine, stop fussing.”

♔ | accepting

❛ you clearly are NOT, julie. ❜

tone more serious, stern than usual, but please keep in mind that it is only due to tord’s over-protectiveness of her. gathering the various medical supplies in hand, he made his way over to where the other was sitting. the norwegian knelt down in front of her before pulling out the neosporin and dabbing a glob over the (to anyone else, it would seem to be a rather small) cut on her leg.

❛ you really need to be more CAREFUL. i won’t be here always to patch you up. ❜

#| ♔ inquiries for the leader | (asks)#// ooc: oof i am totally not used to rping without icons oops

pixiememes

Accident-related starters

“What have you done?”

“How did you manage this?”

“I think I’m stuck.”

“To be fair, this isn’t entirely my fault.”

“That chair was in the wrong place at the wrong time.”

“I swear, you are the clumsiest person alive.”

“What happened this time?”

“No life-threatening injuries this time, so I think I’m good.”

“I lost a fight with the wall.”

“It can’t be that bad.”

“Do I look as bad as I feel?”

“I’m still alive.”

“Stop hovering over me.”

“I just can’t leave you alone, can I?”

“I heard a loud crash and just knew you were at the center of it.”

“Why is it always you?”

“You’re paying for a new paint-job”

“You break it, you buy it.”

“It’s like I have to child-proof the planet for you.”

“This isn’t as bad as it looks.”

“There are safety rules for a reason, you know.”

“Do you need help?”

“You did not see that!”

“Yeah, definitely didn’t see you trip over your own feet.”

“I’m fine, stop fussing.”

“How long have you been standing there?”

“Don’t tell anyone about this. I have a reputation to maintain.”

“You did that on purpose!”

“I swear that wasn’t there earlier.”

“I hope you have some really good insurance.”

#| ♔ the world is an oyster | (meme)

hi guys! just another update -- turns out its taking much longer then i thought to fix my computer, but i have one lended to me in the meantime, so i will be able to roleplay again! just without any icons. sorry for the long wait ;;

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hey guys! just a little update -- my computer completely broke, and i won’t be able to get it fixed until i come home from college in a month, so i guess i’ll be taking a hiatus until then but if you guys need to reach me, i just put discord on my phone so that will probably be the best way to get in contact with me! tord and i will see you guys in a month (:

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