* ROCK ON!

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“ it’s a lie, because you let me believe something completely different, sam. ” why was it so hard to understand that he was in the wrong? it all seemed like the childish games that damian so desperately avoided. really, he never should have expected anything less from sam. because no matter how hard the emerson wanted to fight on it, he was still just a kid. 

“ save me? i don’t know what the hell you're talking about. i’m not playing these LARP in the park games with you. ”

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with a roll of brown eyes, he's looking to the other in bewilderment. maybe he was being a bit dramatic. he hadn’t really allowed much sincere thought on whether the trust was really broken, or not. but considering the night’s events, it felt appropriate in the moment. “ dramatic? it’s not just some little white lie, sam. i don’t need your protection. seriously, just fuck off with that bullshit. ”

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“ that’s pretty bad. “ he laughs, shaking his head in disapproval. “ i don't know where you find guys like that, who've you been hanging around? “ 

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“ you’re good to have around when you want to be.. “ he chuckles lightly, wiping his nose on his sleeve one more time with a sigh. “ yeah, sure. thanks.. “ 

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“ it happens. “ he answers with a shrug, throwing away the crimson tissues once he was finished with them. “usually, i'm more prepared for when it does, but hey, i guess i’m lucky you were here. “ 

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“ thanks. “ he looks over to the boy, pulling a couple tissue from the box and holding the bundle up to his bloodied nose. “ ‘m fine.. you’d be surprised how often this actually happens. “ damian attempts to laugh it off, looking down at his ruined shirt he wasn’t able to spare this time. 

[imagination]

[rachbtw]

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“ dammit.. hey, do you think you could help me out? You got a tissue, or somethin’? “ 

open starter 

[vhsmeme]

* pet sematary prompts

pet sematary is a novel by stephen king. tw: blood.

‘ scared? honey, what for? ’

‘ that one will bruise. ’

‘ come on, gang. ’

‘ half a day is bad enough. ’

‘ i guess maybe i ought to tell you now, while you’re feeling sorry for me. ’

‘ do you want me to tuck you in? ’

‘ your nose is bleeding. ’

‘ but don’t look for me, or stay up. we’ve had a hell of a day. ’

‘ because it’s my mess. ’

‘ do you know what faith is? ’

‘ only children tell the whole truth, you know. that’s what makes them children. ’

‘ no one can guarantee that. ’

‘ it’s going to leave a scar. ’

‘ dreams are funny, aren’t they? ’

‘ coping. ’

‘ please, honey. ’

‘ lost a lot of sleep. ’

‘ no, no, no, no, no – ’

‘ it’s m-m-mean! ’

‘ probably be pissed off if you didn’t. ’

‘ sometimes people have to do things that just seem right. that seem right in their hearts, i mean. ’

‘ put some heat on it when you go to bed. ’

‘ you don’t have to shout at me! ’

‘ that day i blew up at you… ’

‘ you keep on the path and all’s well. you get off it and the next thing you know you’re lost if you’re not lucky. ’

‘ try to see. try to be kind. it doesn’t hurt you. ’

‘ just follow me. follow me and don’t look down. ’

‘ is this home? ’

‘ when it started not to hurt, it started not to matter. ’

‘ sometimes dead is better. ’

‘ god knows there is enough of that in any human being’s life, isn’t there? ’

‘ stop it. ’

‘ maybe it shouldn’t, but it does. ’

‘ scared of what? dying? ’

‘ and you know me. when i get scared, i get defensive. ’

‘ what do you say, asshole? ’

[grunge-a]

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dating diversions

tagged by: stolen

tagging: everyone 

DATING STRENGTHS 

1. Appearance - 87.5% 2. Flirtiness - 87.5% 3. Varied Interests - 85.7% 4. Optimism - 85.7% 5. Spirituality - 84.6%

DATING WEAKNESSES 

1. Vanity - 83.3% 2. Arrogance - 62.5%

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plot with me you cowards 

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starter call

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follow damian on twitter

[vaememes]

❈ ———— THE LOST BOYS SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ _______ wants to know what’s going on. ’ ’ ________, what’s going on? ’ ’ I don’t know. What’s going on, _______? ’ ’ Wait a minute. Who wants to know? ’ ’ How are those maggots? ’ ’ You’re eating maggots. How do they taste? ’ ’ Second shelf is mine. ’ ’ Nobody touches the second shelf but me. ’ ’ It is too late, my blood is in your veins. ’ ’ Wait, wait. You have a TV? ’ ’ No. I just like to read the TV Guide. ’ ’ Read the TV Guide, you don’t need a TV. ’ ’ If you try to stop us, or vamp out in any way, I’ll stake you without even thinking twice about it! ’ ’ One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach; all the damn vampires. ’ ’ Don’t ever invite a vampire into your house, you silly boy. ’ ’ It renders you powerless. ’ ’ Did you know that? ’ ’ Of course. Everyone knows that. ’ ’ What, you don’t like rice? ’ ’ Now you know what we are, now you know what you are. ’ ’ You’ll never grow old, ______, and you’ll never die. ’ ’ It’s that girl from the boardwalk. Is she one of them? ’ ’ And don’t tell me it doesn’t make her a bad person, ______. ’ ’ Holy shit! It’s the attack of Eddie Munster! ’ ’ It was all going to be so perfect, ______. ’ ’ Great! The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch! ’ ’ Just like one big, happy family. ’ ’ So where’re we going? ’ ’ So what’s the rush? You’re chasing that girl aren’t you? ’ ’ Come on, admit it. ’ ’ Come on, admit it. I’m at the mercy of your sex glands, bud. ’ ’ Got a problem, guys? ’ ’ Just scoping your civilian wardrobe. ’ ’ Pretty cool, huh? ’ ’ Where the hell are you from? Krypton? ’ ’ You think you really know what’s happening here, don’t you? ’ ’ Well, I’ll tell you something, you don’t know shit, buddy. ’ ’ You think we just work at a comic book store for our folks, huh? ’ ’ Actually, I thought it was a bakery. ’ ’ This is just a cover; we’re dedicated to a higher purpose. ’ ’ We’re fighters for truth, justice, and the American way. ’ ’ Hey, anything around here that might pass for aftershave? ’ ’ Yeah, yeah, let me try some of that. ’ ’ How about some Windex, ________? ’ ’ You have a big date tonight, ________? ’ ’ Look at your reflection in the mirror. ’ ’ You wait ‘till mom finds out, buddy! ’ ’ My own brother/sister, a goddamn, shit-sucking vampire. ’ ’ You’re a creature of the night, just like out of a comic book! ’ ’ You did the right thing by calling us. ’ ’ Does the sunlight freak him/her out? ’ ’ Uh, he/she wears sunglasses in the house. ’ ’ Bad breath, long fingernails? ’ ’ Here’s what you do: get yourself a good sharp stake and drive it right through his heart. ’ ’ You’d better get yourself a garlic T-shirt, buddy, or it’s your funeral. ’ ’ This place has become a haven for the undead. ’ ’  Kill your brother/sister, you’ll feel better. ’ ’ Holy shit, Vampire Hotel. ’ ’ What’s that smell? ’ ’ Vampires, my friend, vampires. ’ ’ We’re on the right trail. ’ ’ Flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns. ’ ’ We blew it, man, we lost it! ’ ’ We unraveled in the face of the enemy! ’ ’ It’s not our fault, they pulled a mind scramble on us! ’ ’ They opened their eyes and talked! ’ ’ We don’t ride with vampires. ’ ’ Burn rubber does not mean warp speed! ’ ’ Guys, we’re on our own. ’ ’ Good, just the way we like it. ’ ’ When a vampire bites it, it’s never a pretty sight. ’ ’ No two bloodsuckers go the same way. ’ ’ Death by stereo! ’ ’ Shut up! ’ ’ I nailed one of them downstairs with a bow and arrow. ’ ’ We trashed the one that looks like Twisted Sister. ’ ’ Totally annihilated his night-stalking ass! ’ ’ We’re awesome monster bashers! ’ ’ Death to all vampires! ’ ’ Notice anything unusual about ______ yet? ’ ’ No, it’s actually a pretty cool place… if you’re a Martian! ’ ’ You guys sniffin’ on newsprint or somethin’? ’ ’ If he’s dead, can we go back to Phoenix? ’ ’ Do you know what it means when there’s no TV? - No MTV! ’ ’ Are you freebasing, ______? Inquiring minds want to know. ’ ’ There’s our number on the back. And pray you never need to call us. ’ ’ I’ll pray I never need to call you. ’ ’ Look, this isn’t a comic book, these guys are brutal killers. ’ ’ Don’t kill me. I’m basically a good kid. ’ ’ Haha! Garlic don’t work, boys! ’ ’ Talk about the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. ’ ’ I haven’t changed my mind about that. ’ ’ Come on, be one of us. ’ ’ Initiation’s over. Time to join the club! ’ ’ It’s so much better if you don’t fight. ’ ’ Mom! Mom, no! Don’t do it, Mom! Mom, don’t do it! ’ ’ I bet you hate garlic, dontcha!? ’ ’ I like garlic! It’s just a little much! It’s raw garlic. ’ ’ I can’t tell you. I don’t know how to help you. ’ ’ What’s happening to me, _____? ’ ’ Well, now, let me put it this way. ’ ’ You just have to try and keep up. ’ ’ Grab the rock box, kid! ’ ’ What’d you do to my dog, you asshole? ’ ’ You’re a vampire! I knew it! ’ ’ So what are you? The Flying Nun? ’ ’ You got carried away by a comic book? ’ ’ It was a scary comic, mom. I’m sorry. ’ ’ Have you been eating pizza? ’ ’ Don’t kill anyone until we get back to you! ’ ’ Come on. Vampires have such a rotten temper. ’ ’ First come, first staked. ’ ’ What was that? A little vampire humor? Well, it wasn’t funny! ’ ’ Okay, where’s Nosferatu? ’ ’ How much do you think we should charge them for this? ’ ’ I gotta tell you something - it’s real important. ’ ’ Look, there’s evidence on my sweater. ’ ’ Hey! Smells good! When do we eat? ’ ’ Right! Now we are going to have company again! ’ ’ Are we going to have company again? ’ ’ Is there any jobs around here? ’ ’ Well, you’re the man of the house and I’m not coming in until you invite me. ’ ’ I didn’t invite you this time, ______. ’ ’ You’re invited. ’ ’ Thanks very much. ’ ’ How you doing? You must be, right? ’

[she-got-particular-taste-deacti]

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