[moretrashyrpmemes]

Various Sentence Starters

“I love how you NEVER PAY ATTENTION TO ME”

“No I won’t stop stapling tortillas to the wall this is ART”

“Your underwear is really ugly, you should take them off”

“Last time you wanted to watch a horror movie you cried all night and didn’t sleep for three days”

“Knock knock! …Knock knock…? Okay I swear I won’t say banana again”

“I swear to drunk I’m not God”

“My doctor said you shouldn’t drink after taking meds, so I take them WITH alcohol”

“I know I haven’t showered in a week but I saw a spider in the tub and LOST IT”

“hELLO!! tHe mOST impOrTANT PERSON IS HOME!!!”

“Yeah can I get 20 mcdoubles. Yeah, 20. Two zero.”

“Okay you could go to work but get this, how about instead- you don’t and stay in bed with me”

“It’s not a fetish until you have a Deviantart collection for it”

“Mini horses make me so uncomfortable, I want them to be normal sized”

“I’m gonna make dinner so go ahead and have the fire department and pizza hut on speed dial”

“Oh yeah I’ve totally done- uh- weed. I love gardening”

“It’s not an obsession it’s a keen interest- I don’t care if I have three body pillows it’s a KEEN INTEREST”

“Maybe if I just ignore them they’ll stop trynna kill me”

“I’ll just put this fire over here with the rest of the fire”

“Can you believe that people actually ENJOY coleslaw?? What savages”

“First time I kissed a boy was the time I realized I was probably homosexual”

“It’s not gay if it’s for art”

“I like you but in the ‘please shut up for five seconds’ way”

“Let’s get fake ID’s and buy fish from Petco”

“I brought home a kitten, her name is Mary Lious Ann Kate the Third”

“I just hate the word moist, it makes me so uncomfortable”

“Starbucks is so overpriced let’s go get a frap”

[kamiusings]

SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).

SIX WORDS .

❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞

TEN WORDS .

❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞ ❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞ ❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞ ❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞ ❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞ ❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞ ❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞ ❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞ ❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞ ❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞ ❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞ ❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞ ❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞ ❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞ ❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞ ❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞ ❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞ ❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞ ❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞ ❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞ ❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞

[vaememes]

✦ ———— FIDDLER ON THE ROOF SENTENCE STARTERS.

’ As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick. ’ ’ Well, it doesn’t say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken. ’ ’ Where does the book say that? ’ ’ Is this the little girl/boy I carried? Is this the little boy/girl at play? ’ ’ I don’t remember growing older. When did they? ’ ’ In this world it is the rich who are the criminals. ’ ’ Someday their wealth will be ours. ’ ’ That would be nice. If they would agree, I would agree. ’ ’ If they would agree, I would agree. ’ ’ I am a stranger in a strange land…  ’ ’ I am slow of speech, and slow of tongue. ’ ’ For a man who was slow of tongue, he talked a lot. ’ ’ The last one was so old and he was bald. ’ ’ A poor girl without a dowry can’t be so particular. ’ ’ You want hair, marry a monkey. ’ ’ Money is the world’s curse. ’ ’ May the Lord smite me with it. And may I never recover. ’ ’ As the good book says, if you spit in the air, it lands in your face. ’ ’ I know, I know. We are Your chosen people. ’ ’ But, once in a while, can’t you choose someone else? ’ ’ You are just a poor tailor! ’ ’ God alone knows when we shall see each other again. ’ ’ Love, it’s a new style… ’ ’ Times are changing, __________. ’ ’ I gave each other our pledge that we would marry. ’ ’ We gave each other our pledge. ’ ’ You gave each other a… pledge? ’ ’ And all this from killing innocent animals. ’ ’ How is your sister/brother-in-law? In America? ’ ’ You’re an honest, decent person. ’ ’ How often does a man/woman get a compliment like that? ’ ’ You’re always joking. ’ ’ Thank you, your honor.  ’ ’ You are a good man/woman. ’ ’ I won’t insult you by saying no. ’ ’ Oh, you’re finally here. Come, let’s go home now. ’ ’ You can see it some other time. Let’s go home now. ’ ’ After we finish supper I’ll faint. ’ ’ I’m very frightened of you. ’ ’ Because when I get angry, even flies don’t dare to fly! ’ ’ If the rich could hire others to die for them we, the poor, would all make a nice living. ’ ’ I’m a very good teacher. ’ ’ Meanwhile, let’s start packing. ’ ’ A fiddler on the roof. Sounds crazy, no? ’ ’ Why do we stay up there if it’s so dangerous? ’ ’ Without our traditions, our lives would be as shaky as… as… as a fiddler on the roof! ’ ’ It may sound like I’m complaining, but I’m not. ’ ’ After all, with your help, I’m starving to death. ’ ’ They gave each other a pledge? Unheard of. Absurd. ’ ’ Your daughter / son has a quick and witty tongue. ’ ’ The good book can wait, it’s time for Sabbath. ’ ’ Against our militia, our army? I wouldn’t advise that! ’ ’ We can fight to keep our home. ’ ’ I have some advice for you. ’ ’ This is still my home, my land. Get off my land. ’ ’ We are going to New York, America. We’ll be neighbors. ’ ’ You’ll all chatter yourselves away into the grave. ’ ’ I hear they’ve picked a bride for me, I hope she’s pretty. ’ ’ Then there are the others in our village. ’ ’ And among ourselves, we always get along perfectly well. ’ ’ But now, it’s all over, and we live in simple peace and harmony. ’ ’ If that’s not love, what is? ’ ’ After twenty-five years, it’s nice to know. ’ ’ An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth. ’ ’ That way the whole world will be blind and toothless. ’ ’ From such children come other children! ’ ’ Live in my house, carry my keys, and wear my clothes, pearls, how? ’ ’ There’s a question… A certain question I want to discuss with you. ’ ’ Well, yes. Yes, everything’s political. ’ ’ I personally am in favour of such a socioeconomic relationship. ’ ’ I think… you are asking me to marry you. ’ ’ Well… in a theoretical sense… yes. I am. ’ ’ Just like two newlyweds should be. ’ ’ Is there a canopy in store for me? ’ ’ Why shouldn’t I want the best? ’ ’ I promise you’ll be happy, and even if you’re not, there’s more to life than that…  ’ ’ I won’t be late! If you ever stop talking, I won’t be late! ’ ’ May the authorities be like onions with their heads in the ground! ’

[kamiusings]

SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).

SIX WORDS .

❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞

TEN WORDS .

❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞ ❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞ ❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞ ❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞ ❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞ ❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞ ❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞ ❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞ ❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞ ❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞ ❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞ ❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞ ❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞ ❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞ ❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞ ❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞ ❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞ ❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞ ❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞ ❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞ ❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞

[perriedward]

[jaspurr]

me, analyzing feelings and motivations of fictional characters:

me, trying to understand myself and my feelings:

[my-aesthetics-world]

❤❤

[sandcvstles]

RIVERDALE MEME. episodes 1-4 / ( change pronouns as needed. )

CHAPTER 1: THE RIVER’S EDGE

“i’ve been thinking about us.”

“i’m asking you now if you love me.”

“of course i love you, ____. but i can’t give you the answer you want.”

“one summer can change everything.”

“it’s about following your heart, right?”

“as long as you don’t give up your passion.”

“eventually, there will be a reckoning.”

“that entitlement you wear on your head like a crown? it won’t last.”

“are you scared, ____?”

“don’t freak out. just trust me.”

“i’m breakfast at tiffany’s, but this place is strictly in cold blood.”

“he was looking for the girl next door. instead, he found me.”

“you wanted fire? sorry, _________. my specialty’s ice.”

“just… talk to her. it could go a long way. would have gone a long way with me.” 

“you are so perfect. i’ll never deserve you.”

CHAPTER 2: A TOUCH OF EVIL

“romeo and juliet are the exception, not the rule.”

“once again, fate throws us together.”

"sardonic humour is just my way of relating to the world.”

“what? what are you going to do?”

“i’m not. i want to be. i thought i could be. but it’s too much, too fast.”

“what do you know about it, _____? or about me, even?”

“he wasn’t perfect. but he always tried to do the right thing.”

“sometimes a friend is better than a boyfriend.”

“why don’t we both just do that bro thing where we nod like douches & mutually suppress our emotions?”

“is there something you want to tell me, pal?”

“did you & _______ kill him together?”

“i’m alone.”

“we’re not gonna hug in front of the entire town.”

“it’s like there was a train that was going to the rest of my life. & i just… missed it.”

“it is not my fault he doesn’t like you.”

CHAPTER 3: BODY DOUBLE

"spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules.”

“i don’t follow rules, i make them. & when necessary, i break them.”

“nothing this bad was ever supposed to happen here.”

“you don’t want to slow down, do you?”

“they have zero remorse for the lives they destroy.”

“does he not know who i am?”

“i’d love to stay. but i gotta shake down an evil adventure scout.”

“not bad.”

“maybe i don’t know _______.”

“you came through for me. in a way no one else ever has before.”

“i would’ve done anything to protect _____.”

“i saw the way you looked at me. … you’re hiding something.”

“maybe we should slow it down a little.”

"she’s right.”

“would i have complete freedom?”

CHAPTER 4: THE LAST PICTURE SHOW

“where did you find all of this?”

“oh, i’m already there!”

“you’re right. i’m selfish, & i’m stupid.”

“make some room, outcasts.”

“what’s next, selling her hair extensions?”

“it’s off-brand & sends a false message about acceptance.”

“shut the hell up, or you’ll find out!”

“i just hate when people disrespect my cinematic experience.”

"i’ll figure it out. i always do.”

“you are not the things you said.” 

“you’re not stupid. this wasn’t your fault.”

“i have a strong inkling.”

“threatened, much?”

“i learned that from the nancy drew detective handbook.”

“if you really are my friend, you’ll drop this.”

[nctthatdifferent-blog]

Updated the muses page

also tag dump time

[nctthatdifferent-blog]

THIS BLOG WILL BE TURNING INTO A MULTIMUSE BLOG

This blog will consist of canon and OC characters. If you don’t rp with multimuse blogs, feel free to unfollow, don’t worry about it!

I will be keeping Madeline on the blog and will probably be starting fresh on threads, but if we do have any threads going on here that you’d like to keep going, please let me know!^^

[slytherinnpride]

hp aesthetic → ravenclaw

“where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind.”

[son-of-eden]

Please reblog this if you’re someone who would be interested in roleplaying polyamorous relationships.

As someone who is poly, there is very little representation of my relationship structure in media/RP, and that’s sort of frustrating. I would like to find more people to rp this type of relationship with.

[nctthatdifferent-blog]

siiriusblxck:

“It doesn’t work like that, Madeline.”

“Well I wish it did.”

[freshmoviequotes]

Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

[nctthatdifferent-blog]

"Maybe if I close my eyes it will just go away."

[nctthatdifferent-blog]

siiriusblxck:

Sirius laughed at her scrunching her face up. “I’ll have to bring you around sometime, so you can see just how bloody disgusting it really is. You might get a kick out of it.” He winked at her and threw his arm around her shoulders. “Oh, no problem, any time, love.”

"Hardly a kick - some vomiting, maybe." Gave a small laugh and rest her head back on his shoulder, tilting it away a little when a few hairs got in her face. "Besides, I've never been in the Gryffindor tower, I'd hardly like my first experience of it to be James and Lily kissing each other's faces off."

[siiriusblxck]

hi, everyone. somehow, i hit 300 followers. and i don’t think i necessarily deserve that but i’m like… astonished, floored, even, that i’ve gotten this far. i’ve never had this much… would one call it success? on a rp blog. so, i want to thank everyone for putting up with my neediness, my often #extra behavior, and my slowness.

>> @jxmespxttxr – you’ve been my friend for years and i love you. you’re amazing and i wouldn’t trade you for the world. my gem<3 i’ll love you forever and ever. please, never leave me.

>> @chasingxprongs – you’ve wrecked me and dragged me into prongsfoot and i’m deeply offended by this (jk). you write beautifully and i look forward to speaking with you, reading your threads, seeing you on my dash, etc. you’ve lit a fire in me and i appreciate that.

>> @piousboy – babe. listen. i love you. you’re a great writer and i love credence so much (and your sev). i enjoy bouncing ideas back and forth with you, like even the shitty crack ones. you’re amazing, never change.

>> @notmcknickers – i love, love, love the dynamic we’ve created between sirius and marlene. like, it gives me LIFE, you have no idea. i love all of our interactions and i love the little things we come up with for them. it’s all fucking golden.

>> @ofuntidyhair – i don’t even know how to begin to tell you how much i love your james? like… already having SOOO mcuh fun with each other. i can’t wait for more between these two.

>> @lonewolflupin – i can’t believe we randomly found each other again in a completely unrelated fandom. i’m so glad to have reconnected with you! i hope to do more things with you soon!

>> @nctthatdifferent / @wandmakesthewizard – you bring me great joy, friend, and i’m so glad i met you. you’re an angel, an excellent writer, and a great partner to have. thanks so much for writing with me! i look forward to much more fun with your amazing ocs!

>> @xanimos / @russkiyuragan – fuck me, you’re amazing. like… shit. i love you so much, you’re like… fucking fantastic. you’re always on top of everything, too, i’m insanely jealous. i just… *___*

the following are amazing souls that i’ve either recently started writing with or just adore a lot but i don’t want to write a fucking novel here so here we go: @narcissamilfoy (the sass master!), @illtakeyourthrone (amazing bellatrix!!), @wemodernmarauders, @bittenchildremus

if i forgot anyone, don’t feel bad, i’m just a garbage person. -throws glitter-