Totally Nct Quotes ;)**HAITUS**

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Jungwoo: [walks into the same room as Lucas]

Lucas: *runs* *jumps over Renjun* *kicks Taeyong* *punches Taeil* *crushes mosquito with big ass hands* *shoves Yuta* *slaps Ten* *backdflips*

Jungwoo: Umm

Lucas: oh my god I missed you so much never leave me again and I swear to god if anyone hurt you I will ThRoW hAnDs

Jungwoo: Lucas I just went to the bathroom.....

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Mark: Haechan and I don’t have pet names for each other.

Jisung: Uh huh. Mark what’s another word for an infant?

Mark: Baby?

Haechan: *from the living room* Yeah, babe?

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[dreamies dorm at 3am]

Chenle: Hyuck wake up!

Haechan, annoyed: what?

Chenle: When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Haechan: shit I dunno let me go ask a butterfly

Mark: Both of you shut the fuck up!

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[at a family (nct) dinner]

Taeyong: Babe can you pass me the salt?

Ten, Johnny, and Jaehyun: Sure

Ten:

Johnny:

Jaehyun:

Jisung:

Chenle:

Renjun:

Lucas:

Kun:

Doyoung:

Jungwoo:

Yangyang:

Hendery:

Xiaojun:

Mark:

Haechan:

Jaemin:

Jeno:

Winwin:

Yuta:

Taeil:

Taeyong: Look

Taeyong: I can explain

Ten: You better start now bitch

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Johnny: You have beautiful eyes!

Ten: Thanks I need them to see.

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Ten, walking down the stairs: Is something on fire?

Johnny: *leaning seductively against the counter* only my love for you babe

Ten: Awe thanks baby

Doyoung, running down the stairs: THE GODDAMN TOASTER IS ON FIRE

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Kun: You don’t like to admit it but if anyone else was mean to Chenle, you’d beat them up.

Renjun: psh n-

Chenle, running in with a pout on his face: Mark hyung said he was going to beat my ass

Renjun, standing up: Not if I beat his first.

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[skipping stones on a lake]

Haechan: Such a beautiful evening!

Mark: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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Taeyong: I love this picture of NCT U! We were so happy!

Jungwoo: Where’s Lucas?

Taeyong: He wasn’t apart of NCT U yet that’s why we were so happy.

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Jisung: I like you

Chenle: can you excuse me for one second?

Jisung:.........yeah?

[Chenle leaves to go to the bathroom for a second]

Chenle *screams*

[Chenle comes back]

Chenle: cool cool

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Suho: Wow it must be so hard taking care of 21 kids. It’s hard for me to deal with nine but 21 good lord. They look like such a handful.

Taeyong, watching Renjun strangle Chenle, Mark and Haechan kissing aggressively, Ten trying to set fire to sleeping Lucas and Jungwoo, Doyoung and Kun planning their escapes out of this hell hole, Jisung screaming like baby and a worried Taeil trying to calm him down, Xiaojun screaming in German, Winwin running from Yuta, Johnny taking shots with Jaehyun who is getting high, Jeno choking on air, Jaemin screaming for Nctzens, and Hendery and Yangyang modelling: You have to just love them.

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Chenle: did you ever hear about that claustrophobic astronaut?

Ten: Chenle its three in the mornin-

Chenle: He just needed a little........SPACE

Ten, picking up his phone: Kun can we please switch roommates?

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Jaemin: [rolls over in bed] Hey babe are you awake?

Jeno: [rolls over too] yes

Nomin: [snuggle]

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Mark: [rolls over in bed] Hey Hyuck you awake?

Haechan: [voilently flops over] the fuck you want?

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Jaemin, holding a bottle of maple syrup: What’s stopping me from drinking this entire thing?

*Doyoung runs past him and grabs the syrup*

Doyoung, shouting: ME

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i know you're in hiatus, but i would to say that i love your acc

Aww thanks babe (I call everyone that btw) I honestly don’t know how people like my crackhead acc.....anyway thanks so much for your support! 😘😘

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Lucas: Anyone under 5’7 can’t be talking about fighting anyone. Like what are you going to do? Headbutt someone in the nibbles?

Ten: Say gooDBYE TO YOUR KNEECAPS, ASSHOLE.

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