Corporate Account

Official Social Media Account Of The Nevada Defense Agency

[genmorto-posting]

You and @nda-officall should kiss

bet

@nda-offical

CMERE!!

[nda-offical]

On my way!!!

[nda-offical]

heyyy!!!!!

- a special someone <3

( @genmorto-posting )

((ooc but respond when you arent as busy lol))

Hiiiiiiii <3

[genmorto-posting]

ilyyyyy <3

[nda-offical]

love you tooooooo <3 <3 <3

[nda-offical]

heyyy!!!!!

- a special someone <3

( @genmorto-posting )

((ooc but respond when you arent as busy lol))

Hiiiiiiii <3

[nda-offical]

NEW MEMBER

THANK YOU [RICH KHAN] FOR JOINING THE NDA

[nda-offical]

NEW MEMBER

THANK YOU [KATEY DOUGLAS] FOR JOINING THE NDA

[nda-offical]

NEW MEMBER

THANK YOU [BOB HOFNARR] FOR JOINING THE NDA

[nda-offical]

NEW MEMBER

THANK YOU [SEAN HODGES] FOR JOINING THE NDA

[bounty-hunting-blues]

sending you a universe hopper portal generator (UHPG) in the mail have fun

WHAT?

[bounty-hunting-blues]

THAT'S JUST A THING THAT'S ON THE MARKET?

[bounty-hunting-blues]

I COULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT ONE INSTEAD OF POURING MY LIFE INTO MAKING ONE. WHAT THE FUCK.

[dissenter-broadcasting]

A very tampered with Portable Improbability Drive also works. We found that out because of our Christoff.

[nda-offical]

Not a good idea though, Improbability Drives are illegal to own in most universes

[nda-offical]

Caught the nerds making a death ray again

Seriously yall, stop with the damn death rays you are going to be fired if I find another one

[nda-offical]

Whoever mailed those random peoples corpses to us, fuck you

[nda-offical]

There will be a pizza party in the lounge tomorrow from 6:30 AM to 11:30 PM celebrating the day 2BDamned was defeated by Auditor

[bounty-hunting-blues]

sending you a universe hopper portal generator (UHPG) in the mail have fun

WHAT?

[bounty-hunting-blues]

THAT'S JUST A THING THAT'S ON THE MARKET?

[bounty-hunting-blues]

I COULD HAVE JUST BOUGHT ONE INSTEAD OF POURING MY LIFE INTO MAKING ONE. WHAT THE FUCK.

[nda-offical]

They are very very expensive if it makes you feel better

Billions of dollars in fact

[bounty-hunting-blues]

sending you a universe hopper portal generator (UHPG) in the mail have fun

WHAT?

[nda-offical]

Oh thats where that went.

[nda-offical]

NEW MEMBER

THANK YOU [VICTOR BLANE] FOR JOINING THE NDA

[nexus-customer-service]

can i come over to sniffing the place i really like to sniffing things

[@mag-hank-posting]

The Nexus Core as an entity has a restraining order filed against all permutations of Hank J. Wimbleton, enforceable by soldat kill-squads. Please do not come within ten miles of the Nexus Science Tower.

[skeeterposting]

whatd i do...

[agency-against-he-hims]

Wow wtf. ignore that guy. ill let you sniffing the agency against he hims

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i.is this a trick to kill them

[agency-against-he-hims]

do you also want to come. people have been disproportionately being mean to hanks lately people who arent me and tbh its just getting sad 🍷 phobos wouldnt mind letting you guys sniffing the giant barrel of blood i mean wine

[2bposting]

The two of you aren't even in the same universe. I doubt they can make it to your permutation of the god damn Agency

Anyways Hank I should have a shipment of blood in from Hofnarr soon. You can sniff it however much you want

...Although if you can ransack one of this alternate Agency's outposts I'll consider that acceptable as well. Whatever. You can sniff it afterwards, too, I don't care

[agency-against-he-hims]

its the thought that counts

also are you threatening my democratic agency right now that democratically elected me and will democratically elect me into president

[killingandviolencefan2002]

di.didnt you lose the election

[agency-against-he-hims]

you dont exist in this world so elections back on but my running mate got disqualified since theyre also not in this world

[killingandviolencefan2002]

s.s.so you lost to n.no one

[nda-offical]

At that point just go back to admitting to being dictatorship you suck at this.

[nexus-customer-service]

is it in you guyses policy that the customer is always right or can u just punch us

As a customer service representative, I am prohibited from bringing harm upon customers unless it is in self-defense! However, I am authorized to call security for the purpose of handling issues.

What the security squads do in the process of removing unwelcome intruders is none of my business!

[hank-posting]

that's. bullshit they should let yuo maul people

[nda-offical]

Join the NDA you are allowed to punch people who piss you off here.

[nda-offical]

hi um i would like to. saying hi sometime. can i come over smile

[@mag-hank-posting]

Unfortunately you would be shot on sight to due to the "Hank J Wimbleton Response Protocol"

We are also in another universe, getting here might be tricky.

[skeeterposting]

why does everyone wanting to hurt me

[nda-offical]

Despite the rebranding and new rules, sections of the NDA are still the same as when we were called The AAHW.