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[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

[crystalis]

[rusticbreadsalad]

I’m going to assassinate The New York Times

[depsidase]

[mobydyke]

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

[earlymodernart]

Antoine Vollon, Mound of Butter, 1875

[wiiwheel]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Icarus by Owen Gent

[xalatath]

I am kidnapping your $7000 Labradoodle to fight in my marvelous galactic arena!

[sunsbleeding]

[wahejendk]

[letterful]

[itsmissing]

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

[depsidase]

[chongoblog]

hey just so you know, op of that post you reblogged let the dogs out :/

[supergameboytwo]

who?

[alternativeulster]

who?

[dragongirltongue]

who?

[acreaturecalledgreed]

who?

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[potted-plant-official]

hsve

[grimoiremanifest]

🗡 Your left leg took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right leg took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is in critical condition...eat a 🍎 Healing Apple to restore it!

🗡 Your left arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your right arm took 99 Pig Damage!

🗡 Your torso took 99 Pig Damage!

❤️ Your health is fucked. There's no hope for you!

🗡 Your head took 99 Pig Damage!

❗️You have died! Cause of death - 🐗 Hog Swarm

"yea u prolly should make fun of big pig's speech impediment. where he says s insteas of A sometine. seems unwise idk" - Sun Tzu

[rusticbreadsalad]

Potted plants don’t have legs

[spicymemedad]

I deman you to do it ?

[chrisweedpiano]

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere