Max

I’m back in black [dc/marvel rp account because I was too lazy to make two]

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[datvikingtho]

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

[professor-remus-deactivated2018]

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

[welpwomp]

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

[gandalfthegreywarden-deactivate]

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

[squided]

aesthetic: human burrito college student that wants as far away from these people as possible

[totallynotmaxok]

Matt what are you doing here?

[verygoodlawyer]

there's been 2 people now who've gone back in time to stab caesar

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"Who?"

[totallynotmaxok]

Wasn’t me

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

it is the ides of march, mama Nat>:)

you’re not allowed to stab anyone

[buthearmeouttho]

D:

[totallynotmaxok]

Let’s stab

[buthearmeouttho]

yea>:)

who are we going to get?

[totallynotmaxok]

Idk I forgot everyones names

[buthearmeouttho]

hmmmm

Well if we get the time machine thing we can go stab Ceaser

[totallynotmaxok]

We killing someone with a washing machine?

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

it is the ides of march, mama Nat>:)

you’re not allowed to stab anyone

[buthearmeouttho]

D:

[totallynotmaxok]

Let’s stab

[buthearmeouttho]

yea>:)

who are we going to get?

[totallynotmaxok]

Idk I forgot everyones names

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

The answer is no one

[totallynotmaxok]

Mean

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

it is the ides of march, mama Nat>:)

you’re not allowed to stab anyone

[buthearmeouttho]

D:

[totallynotmaxok]

Let’s stab

[buthearmeouttho]

yea>:)

who are we going to get?

[totallynotmaxok]

Idk I forgot everyones names

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

it is the ides of march, mama Nat>:)

you’re not allowed to stab anyone

[buthearmeouttho]

D:

[totallynotmaxok]

Let’s stab

[buthearmeouttho]

yea>:)

who are we going to get?

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

no one, or I’m getting the spray bottle

[totallynotmaxok]

NOT THE SPRAY BOTTLE

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

it is the ides of march, mama Nat>:)

you’re not allowed to stab anyone

[buthearmeouttho]

D:

[totallynotmaxok]

Let’s stab

[darkvoidtrash]

[hydrasheadscientistmcu]

Such a shame when I need to terminate a lab.

[totallynotmaxok]

AGAIN??? Bruh, skill issue

[hydrasheadscientistmcu]

Max, I see you’re returned to your usual harassment.

[totallynotmaxok]

I want to become a zombie

[hydrasheadscientistmcu]

Such a shame when I need to terminate a lab.

[totallynotmaxok]

AGAIN??? Bruh, skill issue

[buthearmeouttho]

it’s a Christmas, you know what that means:33

GIFTS

@buckyofficialbarnes bucky one you get a raccoon mug n a pair of fuzzy cat socks

@official-buckybarnes bucky 107 you get a pie:) and also a bag of marshmallows to do what you will with

@clintbarton-thearrowguy you get a ten month supply of hot chocolate

@loki-laufeychild spell book i Found In The Woods:)

@whatarethooseshuri cat stickers. Like lots and lots and lots of cat stickers. Also candy canes:)

@itsyelena-thenotposer auntie Yelena I got you a 30 pack box of craft dinner mac n’ cheese:3

@ohyeah-itssamwilson Sam you get an entire box of glitter to do with what you please and also a bird took

@we-love-redwing other Sam you get a string of LED lights (100ft) and a welcome mat with a pigeon on it:3

@totallynotmaxok l e g o s

@mythomars sketch book and fun quill pen

@official-pietro-maximoff one of those car racing track sets where you like build a big ass thing with like orange road parts that are always orange for some reason in the adds

@white-wolf-actually a sun took and raccoon gloves and also a cat mug

@wintersoldierscat c a t n i p

and now a moment because I have finally saw that we have lost Bucky 2 sometime this year😔😔😔

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

[totallynotmaxok]

OMG LEGOS THANK YOU HIII THANKS FOR REMEMBERING ME

[buckyofficialbarnes]

oh Bucky One:)))))

— @whatarethooseshuri

oh no

[totallynotmaxok]

OMG ITS SHURI

[buckyofficialbarnes]

she’s decided to “reap” me for the hunger games again

[totallynotmaxok]

Winners can’t play again 🙏🙏 thank gods

[buckyofficialbarnes]

oh Bucky One:)))))

— @whatarethooseshuri

oh no

[totallynotmaxok]

OMG ITS SHURI

[skenpiel]

you can make him transparent, if you want to

[skenpiel]

wwth the powar of technology u can do anytbing

[piipisroom]

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

[skenpiel]

wagga wagga wagga

[buckyofficialbarnes]

apparently people take freezing cold showers and I would like to say that anyone who doesn’t willingly burn alive in theirs is insane

[totallynotmaxok]

I like thinking I’m being healthy and this is god’s punishment

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

mom my coding project is pissing me off can I get Maria to do it for me?

you can certainly try to ask her for help but I’m sure she has better things to do than all of it.

@agent-maria-hill

[totallynotmaxok]

I HEARD THE WORD CODING???

[theunchosenonee]

Yas and the computer seems to be racist cause everything I put down gives me a syntax ERROR

[totallynotmaxok]

What language are you using? If it’s Java a blood sacrifice will suffice the problem

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

mom my coding project is pissing me off can I get Maria to do it for me?

you can certainly try to ask her for help but I’m sure she has better things to do than all of it.

@agent-maria-hill

[totallynotmaxok]

I HEARD THE WORD CODING???

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

yes one of your adopted siblings seems to be angry at their project

[totallynotmaxok]

I can help ✊✊

[blackwidow-nat-official2]

well as long as you don’t cause a fire or something they’re going to Maria’s office to get her help

[totallynotmaxok]

Oof