first hema class down. what I got from it:
-beating people with swords is fun
-getting beaten with swords is fun
-my legs will explode in 17 hours
Hell yeah
Shit yeah
Fuck yeah
HIP MOBILITY EXERCISES LIKE ITS YOUR JOB
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first hema class down. what I got from it:
-beating people with swords is fun
-getting beaten with swords is fun
-my legs will explode in 17 hours
Hell yeah
Shit yeah
Fuck yeah
HIP MOBILITY EXERCISES LIKE ITS YOUR JOB
CLEAN low gear exchanges ❤️
🔥Don't hurt 'em now, Joachim🔥
fuck a bufel we shielhau in this bitch
went fiore upon these hoes. pulled a meyer on the opps. hit em with the six forbidden cuts n some more. this shit aint nothing to me man
new feder got me moving like an invasive species. this shit is genuine Castille. If the hilt breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit. smoked a Meyerist so good the meat fell off his bones, hit him with a prellhau so clean he saw next week's stock market. this shit ain't nothin to me, man
squeek skwik squeak squeeeeeck squeak clack squeek squeep
For anyone asking, the other techniques that are labeled as Haupstücke (hand-works or chief techniques) are The Vier Leger, The Vier Versetzen, Nachreisen, Überlaufen, Absetzen, Durch wecseln, Zucken, Durch lauffen, Abschneiden, Hände Drüken, Hangen, and Winden. Go find a HEMA club go go now do it now go
Work group chat didn't recognize the potential of my "Duke Leto II holding big sandwich" edits
got caught warring above, got shamed below smh
The sexiest thing about HEMA is that you can forget someone’s face and name, but then you fence them and you suddenly are like “I know this person” and you realizedyou fenced each other 2.5 years ago
Me after I get fuckin dogwalked with a clean duplieren to the face:
"oh hey dude how have you been"
*bap*
Happy 20th Anniversary of Neil Banging Out The Tunes!!!!!
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20 years.
I find it so beautiful that this little rat's life has been remembered with love for 20 years and will be hopefully for decades to come. Truly a marvel of the internet.
<3 love you Neil!!!!
If anyone would like to beat the shit out of me with a sword this weekend, hmu at SoCal Swordfight and try
I'm meant to be training for an armoured competition next month, but got talked into doing Bloßfechten with my student, Myles.
Myles generally can kick me around a good deal, so I was very surprised (and invigorated) to beat him in both matches we ran. Not that he rolled over for me: he had some excellent exchanges. One of the pleasures of fencing Myles is that he always forces me to think faster, more creatively, study my structure, and improve.
This was one of the slickest actions I got off, which is the ideal as to how we like to try to fence: a clean cut, and a parry against the incoming strike, for a decisive victory.
Special thanks to Squire Jess, who is ever willing to do the difficult job of judging and scoring our matches, ensuring we can fence competitively. (I thanked her later with armoured dagger fighting...)
Hell yeah, rad exchange
He who parries often, fuckin sucks my dick from the back no less
- Joe-cheem Myler
hell yeah cross and uncross these nuts fucko
Some 16th century secretary hand goofin