Untitled but like, in a sexy way

[nderasori]

I've been teaching the beginner longsword class at our school for about 8 or 9 months, and unfortunately it seems that reminding people to keep knees bent, feet wider, elbows down, back straight, etc., for this long has translated to me actually remembering to do these things myself while sparring.

damn.

[nderasori]

Aw babe what if we fell in love in the visage of the 100 foot terrifying glowing elf spectre made by a mold TERF

[nderasori]

Watching old tournament longsword footage is a form of torture like STOP SHORTENING AND CLOSE YOU COWARD YOU HAD THE ADVANTAGE JUST SHOOT THE POINT JESUS FUCK

[nderasori]

one must imagine sisyphus with a fat ass

[nderasori]

are you showing me to a cask of amontillado because you got me bricked up

[sceptixfakemon]

first hema class down. what I got from it:

-beating people with swords is fun

-getting beaten with swords is fun

-my legs will explode in 17 hours

[nderasori]

Hell yeah

Shit yeah

Fuck yeah

HIP MOBILITY EXERCISES LIKE ITS YOUR JOB

[hema-fencing]

CLEAN low gear exchanges ❤️

[nderasori]

🔥Don't hurt 'em now, Joachim🔥

[nderasori]

fuck a bufel we shielhau in this bitch

[cordaxmerc]

went fiore upon these hoes. pulled a meyer on the opps. hit em with the six forbidden cuts n some more. this shit aint nothing to me man

[nderasori]

new feder got me moving like an invasive species. this shit is genuine Castille. If the hilt breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit. smoked a Meyerist so good the meat fell off his bones, hit him with a prellhau so clean he saw next week's stock market. this shit ain't nothin to me, man

[nderasori]

squeek skwik squeak squeeeeeck squeak clack squeek squeep

[nderasori]

[nderasori]

For anyone asking, the other techniques that are labeled as Haupstücke (hand-works or chief techniques) are The Vier Leger, The Vier Versetzen, Nachreisen, Überlaufen, Absetzen, Durch wecseln, Zucken, Durch lauffen, Abschneiden, Hände Drüken, Hangen, and Winden. Go find a HEMA club go go now do it now go

[nderasori]

Work group chat didn't recognize the potential of my "Duke Leto II holding big sandwich" edits

[nderasori]

[nderasori]

got caught warring above, got shamed below smh

[crown-prince-dumbass]

The sexiest thing about HEMA is that you can forget someone’s face and name, but then you fence them and you suddenly are like “I know this person” and you realizedyou fenced each other 2.5 years ago

[nderasori]

Me after I get fuckin dogwalked with a clean duplieren to the face:

"oh hey dude how have you been"

[nderasori]

[nderasori]

*bap*