Henry Will Do It!

Tired|Queer|Follows from whybecauseiwill

[sirhanscapon]

Figured maybe it's time for an intro post since there's actually people here now and this is the most active I've been in years

All that fun stuff below the cut!

Hi, my name's Whit!

Pronouns: Anything's fine (I'm trying things out) except she/her. I'm queer as in fuck you and I prefer to use that as it covers everything.

Age: Mid-late twenties something. I've been here since 2014.

Socials: I'm only on here and once tumblr dies my soul will be set free. I do have discord (for now) if you'd like to add me let me know. I'm not great at being in servers I can only handle one at a time. I do enjoy yapping (once you get me started I won't shut up) and listening to others yap though so feel free to reach out here or on discord!

What's here: This is one blog in my vast network of side blogs (that used to be the thing to do) and is currently my favorite. I'm here to reblog stuff and sometimes leave (unhinged) commentary in the tags. Despite the url this isn't a rp blog. Made this blog back when kcd first came out (hence the url that can be pried from my cold dead hands) but it wasn't until kcd2 that the brain worms really set in. Mostly kcd/kcd2 with some other medieval adjacent stuff mixed in that doesn't already have a separate side blog (I'm not making more). I've put so many hours (over 600 now) into kcd2 there isn't much I haven't done so if you need help with the game please ask!

WARNING there will be proship and multishipping stuff here if you don't wanna see that move on! I don't really have one set of headcanons or fan theories either. I rarely use tags for categorization (might go back and add some but probably not) if you really want something tagged though just ask I don't mind. Anon is off and will probably stay that way. I'm too old for fandom drama bs and I don't care about it. I'm so far out of the loop and I'd like to stay that way living under #myrock.

[brothermoth]

There is something timeless about Henry's journey in the games. Like yeah. Sometimes you're 20 and bicurious and your worst nemesis on this planet is a bitchy middle aged man named Steve

[goodnightengale]

I am so delighted to say that I was able to take part in a little collab with the absolutely wonderful and talented (and ever so kind) @puttlefish

This is 1 of 2 comics based on their 60s Hansry AU that we did, using "I thought you were dead" as our prompt. And I had so much fun doing it; I feel like I learned so much! I hope y'all love it as much as I do!

And here is there jaw-droppingly beautiful follow-up! (PART 2)

[m-e-i-n-a-r-t]

60's AU: An assassination attempt at the races!!! The offscreen plot has thickened 👀

I am SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS COLLAB I DID WITH @goodnightengale!!!!! We got to mash together a couple lil stories and outfits and ideas and guns and guys and horses and SO MUCH MORE

We've got two comics (the other is here) and the prompt for both of them was: "I thought you were dead"

10/10 experience would love to experience again!!!

[goodnightengale]

LOOKIT THIS BAD BOY RAAAAAAAAAAAA

EDIT: I forgot to mention this first time but thank you LAV for helping translate Adder! I'll be sure to leave the English translation in the comments!

[saph-y]

For Whom The Bells Toll

(+ the boys at Trosky)

[mathewknew]

Sir Racek Kobyla (d. 1416), Lord of Skalitz and Royal Hetman to Wenceslas IV of Bohemia

[yutipo1101]

They should kiss and kiss and kiss

[veer1fi]

Oh, to run across the meadow while holding hands with your lover

[rennerei]

When a tall noble with a handsome mustache and a pocket full of silver is rizzing up your mom... 😔

(little fanart for this fic which had us dying in the groupchat)

[samdie21]

Winter

(I'm not sure if the medieval Bohemian winter clothes I drew are historically accurate...😅 )

[casusbelloli]

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

[han-ban-bam]

❤️❤️‍🩹 holding him

[han-ban-bam]

Henry got better!!!

[croquettish]

KCD Memes

[wafflemuse]

Hans: Trust me, Henry. I’m rather good at this.

Henry: Shh, Mutt’s tracking. Try not to scare it off with your bragging.

Been busy with job applications and task.. phew! It’s mentally draining >_>

[relina-ruj]

The diva is ready to enjoy summer in Bihemia!

[boygirlwizard]

they benched them.... its the bisexual championship finals and they benched them..........

[r0s3-r3d-tyr4nt]

" my grace " " my liege " " my lord " " your majesty " keep going I ' m close