[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you

[thelovejournals]

I have so much of you in my heart.

John Keats, “Letter to Fanny Browne, 8 July 1819″ (via thelovejournals)

[neatdoot]

armed and dangerous.

[neatdoot]

hello

[mtfautoandrophile]

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

[maltedmalaphors]

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

[neatdoot]

an idiot. ™️

[teathattast]

[furbearingbrick]

oh ye of little face

[hangingoutwithdogs]

[neatdoot]

i sleep alot for someone who hates to miss out on things 

[freeaudrey]

I’ve landed in Georgia and I’m waiting on @neatdoot to come pick me up from the airport. How do I not look as exhausted as I feel????

[amazingmars]

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

My dumb ass Monkey brain every time I see the name “Geoff”: gee-off

[outside-perception]

[daily-showerthoughts]

When ever someone else makes you laugh in your own dream, your brain came up with that joke. Of course you think it’s funny.

[fourforyouodo]

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

[officialunitedstates]

how was everyone’s tuesday?

[mosaicprince]

its thursday

[officialunitedstates]

literally has nothing to do with what I asked, you circus clown

[fndungeonmom]

it’s actually monday

[neatdoot]

hi i’m bex and i wish i was mothman.

@mxdernlove