maybe someday

[snowbyscissors]

For a book written more than 150 years ago, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall has one of the best portrayals of a self-righteous guy whining about being in the “friend-zone” that I’ve ever seen.

Anne Bronte, you understand me.

[susiephone]

someone: i love twice shy ships where they both love each other so so much but they both think the other is just being nice and that they’re just friends!!!

me, remembering when mr. fitzwilliam darcy didn’t realize the depth of miss jane bennet’s affections for mr. charles bingley, setting off a chain of events which nearly destroyed miss bennet’s happiness: you fool, you absolute buffoon, you

[books-read-in-nooks]

Mr Darcy: “I’m not going to another Ball.”

Mr Bingley: “I heard Elizabeth Bennet is attending.”

Mr Darcy:

insta: books.read.in.nooks

[lady-arryn]

We do not forget you, so soon as you forget us. PERSUASION (1995) dir. Roger Michell

[books-read-in-nooks]

Mr Darcy: “I’m not going to another Ball.”

Mr Bingley: “I heard Elizabeth Bennet is attending.”

Mr Darcy:

insta: books.read.in.nooks

[kiss-my-asymptote]

You’re in his dms. He’s enchanted by my fine eyes, brightened by exercise, we are not the same.

[satyriconmp3]

[macrolit]

edmond dantes gets shit for something he didn’t do then plots revenge the rest of his life esther greenwood’s rare attempt to have fun leads to food poisoning   quasimodo falls for someone way the fuck out of his league yeah but classic lit isn’t relatable

[bigdaddyhugo]

A quick summary of Basil, Lord Henry, and Dorian’s relationship

[deepsexts]

[crashingwavesroaringthunder-dea]

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Ah yes, the 5 love languages:

touch starved

my parents never told me they are proud of me

i love Stuff

im so fucken tired please god just let me rest for 5 minutes

hey pay attention to me

[ihaveemotionalmotionsickness]

[emptiable]

HOT Mesopotamian singles in YOUR AREA !

[gayjomarch]

Mr. Darcy really had some nerve accusing Jane Bennett of not adequately expressing her love for Bingley like he didn’t spend half the novel talking shit about Elizabeth to her damn face

[lunar-vee]

[alloverthegaf]

another weird Australia fact: we are the only country that ever cancelled a boat race due to the lake being wet.

asasdfdsf please elaborate

[star-temeraire]

The Henley-on-Todd is a fuck you “boat” race made to poke fun at the English’s Henley-on-Thames.

The Todd River is dry most of the time and as a result it hosts the only dry river regatta.

Behold the chaos.

My dad competed back in the 80′s and broke his toe. (Also my parents met and got engaged at the Todd Tavern which sponsors one of the above “boats”)

Unfortunately for the drunk people in Alice Springs with nothing better to do, the unseasonal wet weather of 1993 caused the river to flood, and the race had to be cancelled.

[beef-fizz]

I’ve never seen anything more peak Australia in my life, not even the dude from Queensland who had a frog living in his downstairs toilet that he named George the Bog Frog.

[tauruz]

chris evans if you’re reading this I have feelings for you