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[gayjomarch]

Seals do NOT go arf arf, that's SeaLIONS. Seals go AGHHHHHHHHHH or PBBBBBTT. I'm SICK of people not knowing the difference

[eraserheadadult]

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Favourite phenomenon is when you see this huge buff guy, strolling down the street, swaggering like his life depends on it, and then at his feet is the tiniest dog in the world that’s made of just a ball of fluff, four legs and a bow. You can’t even see where the lead attaches to the dog, it’s just theoretical.

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[2pen2wildfire]

parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.

[halochewer]

my mom once had a fake nurse draw my blood as painfully as possible with an oversized needle because she was scared i was "pre-diabetic."

people really do not understand how much parents LOVE to torture children, like, GRIEVOUSLY.

[triangleguy]

the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious

[triangleguy]

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[yurucamp]

interstate angel

[jncos]

[nae-nae-supreme]

Lowkey I bet it felt good as fuuuuuuck to be one of the coal miners that got to blow a pinkertons brains out from a high ridge with a bolt action rifle.

[pseudophan]

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

[pseudophan]

don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

[smilingformoney]

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

[whathellandfuck]

the really really fucked up thing about hacks is that they are literally in love. like haha toxic agegap workplace yuri whatever. but if you actually watch the show you will find. they are LITERALLY in love with each other and in fact that’s what the entire show is about!!!!!!!!!! god.

[skidfarts]

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[peach-pot]

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

[peach-pot]

thaaaat’s right!

[peach-pot]

this is kind of a gold mine