Inconceivable

Keeli. 22. Tx. Aquarius. I like a lot of things. Slowly attempting to figure out my life. Twitter: @nebulaaid Insta: @keelingit

[freshmoviequotes]

Knives Out (2019)

[july-19th-club]

me reading back my own writing

[cheshirelibrary]

[thebelchers]

♪ Ghosts and goblins, goblins and ghosts, yeah. ♪

[kittyluvr42]

[luckthebard]

I think it’s incredibly important to note that if Caleb does in fact attune to the Ioun Stone of Fortitude that Fjord gave him, from here on out Caleb is going to have a little pink stone floating around his head at all times.

[blurrycriticalroleposts]

Art, please and thank you.

But also, that's going to clash so hard with his carefully curated aesthetic.

[rozcoe-deactivated20220420]

*makes bad decisions but in a really boring way bc i live at home, there's a pandemic, and i have no money*

[puppy95]

*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

The iron hand of Götz von Berlichingen (1480-1562), a knight and mercenary who lost his right arm in a siege [640×360]

[brunhiddensmusings]

points about this -it was shot off by a cannon -he continued being a knight for over 40 years after getting the iron hand -it was delicate enough he could still write with a quill using it, which is important as he was described as a ‘warrior poet’ -after a merchant-punching life suitable for an elder scrolls protagonist he was outlawed by the holy roman empire, friends of his used a high diplomacy roll and a bribe to get him out, and he then almost immediately kidnapped a bishop -after outlaw of the holy roman empire 2 electric boogaloo was placed under house arrest in a castle he had purchased with all his quest rewards to spend the next 20 years drunk off his ass

[fuckaspunk]

I can’t believe you’d make this post and not mention that his poetry contains the first known usage of the phrase “lick my ass”

[valtsv]

exile as a concept is so funny. it's like "we don't care what you do after you leave just as long as you get the fuck out and we never have to see you ever again"

[valtsv]

bad vibes banished

[valtsv]

by order of his majesty the king:

𝕭𝖊𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖔𝖙

[songsoftheseas]

2020 Film Diary:

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST (1991) - dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

[funny-tik-toks]

[jurgenronaaz]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

asklfjals;kfh the producers of will and grace were really out there straightbaiting in 1998

[coldpapernightmare]

Found this on Facebook 

[mercysheart]

Grief takes many forms.- Liam O’Brien

[fudge-the-horse]

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

[dope-kulture]

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

[iamnotjody]

G.O.A.T

[dontforgettheclit]

wtf

[supervirgin]

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

[shmeards]

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

i love that victory slide

[applied-moths]

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

[someemochick]