A solar being created from what was originally thought to be a black hole, subject code 50GRD-9-K2 is a solar entity that has gained a modicum of sapience and traveled to earth as a curious visitor that is interested in our worldโs technology and entertainment.
Now broadcasting his signal all over the planet under the pseudonymย โBLKRABBITโ, he aims to grow and learn more about humanityโs entertainment practices and create new projects of his own based on them.
:// BASIC INFORMATION
NAME://ย 50GRD-9-K2 , Translated to Kouregard Q Kazoo
ALIAS://ย Kou
GENDER://ย MALE
PRONOUNS://ย THEY/HE
OSHI MARK://ย ๐๐ฐ
SPECIES://ย RED DWARF STAR
A sapient entity born from the same process as any celestial body. Self-classified as aย โstarโ, but more resembles an adult human with leporine ears. Further study on the subject is needed.
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i am absolute dogshite at posting anywhere consistently but here, have some vox akuma-centric shitposts because they're all i could make while he was gone
