it's so jekover

| Eryn | they/she | neurodivergent | tone tags please :) | lingustics + languages | fluent in pl + en | learning es + sv + zh | multifandom | I don't usually tag my fandom reblogs. beware |

[bearcubsartthings]

LMFAO WHAT

[stellarzidal]

tsp x phm au where stannarrator manage to break reality through both of them being in the escape pod and they get spat out of their universe riiiighhhttt next to the hail mary on its way to erid. is that anything.

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Mutuals agreeing with your headcanons is how you gain immortality btw. ascending to godhood as we speak

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Same goes for mutuals commenting on and adding to your analysis and rambling posts btw. best feelings in the world

[raymondshieldsofficial]

when the queen died I didn’t know it happened because I was on a flight from the UK to the USA with no wifi when it happened and only found out when I finally got 4G and a torrent of meme messages arrived, which is a very funny story to tell, but…

when the healthcare CEO bloke was killed… I was on a flight from the UK to the USA.

I am taking ANOTHER flight to the USA in a couple of weeks, want me to try for Trump?

[needtotalkilllisten]

[kinkshame-puncher-666]

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[pien-art]

Eva Stratt idk how anyone can hate you. The woman you are!!!

[nativenews]

[bacteria-co]

[Image description: a tweet by "Kivan" (twitter handle "KivanBay") that says : "One time I escaped an abusive boyfriend and I moved into a new place and then a letter showed up at my new address for him letting me know he'd found me so I called the cops being like he found he's gonna kill me and they were like (man shrugging emoji) okay well let us know if you die"

Another screenshot from the same person, it says : "People bring up us domestic violence survivors as a gotcha when police abolition comes up, meanwhile me and every other dv survivor I know is like "cops are worse than useless"" /End image description]

[catchymemes]

[lizawithazed]

Love that his reaction to being pranked was to pull the exact same prank on his buddy

[iput-witch-inmyurltofeelvalid-d]

It's a good prank when the person you pranked immediately wants in on it, and it doesn't cause any harm.

[communistojousama]

Actually there is one other common refrain I'd been meaning to address so while I'm at it: I see a lot of people say "I'll start learning x language once I have some free time"

Not to be an ogre but I would not recommend this. I actually think that when you're busy is the perfect time to start learning a language. When you start out is when even small amounts of engagement with your target language are highly mentally taxing. That's precisely why when youre early on in the process of learning a language you should learn in only very small doses, as little as 5 minutes a day is actually ideal, and this is affected very little by other factors like well-restedness or time to focus. If anything, a time when you have more free time is the point at which you want to be getting on to an intermediate level in the language and can cognitively "afford" to spend more time actively learning it.

Ultimately while it's easy to convince yourself that there is, there's almost never any benefit to putting off learning a new language and there is no real way to make up for lost time. The best time to start learning that language you've always wanted to learn was 5 years ago and the next best time is today, like literally today. Right now.

[momento-more]

@elodieunderglass - This made me think of you.

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much for this

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[teaboot]

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time one of these publications mentions Mamdani I remember that time he got a bidet installed and they tried to make it sound like a huge problem for the mayor of New York to have a clean arse.

[flinchyfinch]

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[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[swagvo1d]

lighthouse

[datasoong47]