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“CRANKY because you didn’t buy grievous wounds, aren’t you?”
* shrek witch.
“I swing BOTH WAYS. With a KNIFE. WATCH OUT BITCH, WATCH OUT BIT”
‘‘how THOUGHTFUL. i forgot to check my vibe today.’‘
“ oh yes, of cours--- VIBE CHECK”
LOVINGLY jabs Kayn’s abdomen with his big, meaty claws.
“I swing BOTH WAYS. With a KNIFE. WATCH OUT BITCH, WATCH OUT BIT”
In all honesty I’m just ignoring all of the lore from the Lux comic,
Vladimir: But wait, I can get even hornier! I'll throw in a three piece knife set! Now I bet you're asking, 'Vlad, what can I do with three knives?' The possibilities are endless you son of a bitch, you can cut, peel, dice, filet, fist yourself! It's a $20 dollar value that you're getting for free!
prodigal-ezreal replied to your post:
soul stealer vladimir has been alive for hundreds of slutty, slutty years
Soul Stealer Vladimir has fucked, and will continue to fuck and there’s nothing we can do to stop him.
pwussy boy aatrox?
choose your next words fucking wisely
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pussiboi vladimir??
MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR SELF ESTEEM YOU COAL ENCRUSTED SARDINE
twists nipples bc he can. // sculhuntr
CHUCKLES CONFIDENTLY..
“say, how do they feel? feeling a bit.... SMOOTH?”
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Eats a handful of soil from every new place I visit
“>:(”
Vladimir is the end result of desperation and greed. The last living member of a long line of mages, tracing back to the ancient days before Noxus and Demacia. Many of their more talented family members were slain in the battle against the Darkin. As a result, their lineage became barren of magical talent. And in desperation, they turned to the black arts. During a time of turmoil and despair, they remained secretive; until they were conquered— not by force, but by diplomacy, by the cruel warlord Mordekaiser.
They served Mordekaiser willingly in his conquest, through their magic, Mordekaiser would never perish— and with each soul that they twisted and tormented, they grew more powerful still. In time, the consumption of souls would inevitably lead to their immortality. If they could no find such a thing in life, they would find it in undeath.
But, as nature would entail, no empire could last forever. Not even one founded in death— Mordekaiser was overthrown by those who he ruled over. Little Vladimir narrowly was able to escape the fate of his kin— he fled into the forest, never to be seen again.
you all know what to do