necromancer-snail

They/he/it × DBDA, the occasional JRWI + screaming into the void

[necromancer-snail]

Howdy hey. I've been on Tumblr for a few years now on another account(which I will keep secret 😋🫶) but I figured I should make a new one cause I made an AO3 account (and other socials but whatever) with this username 🤷

I'll mostly be using this to reblog others, share art, and share stuff for my fics

I have now organized my posts ✨

Writing & art: snail.scribbles

Reblogs: snail.rb

Me talking: snail.chatters

Ask responses: snail.answers

[zzzalmon]

MORE UPPIES!!

[minirow11]

UPP 2.4 SPOILERS⚠️⚠️⚠️‼️‼️‼️

evil Norah wip animatic before i go work on asks….

[necromancer-snail]

Okay Isaac WIP of the car scene yippee

Aw aww what a guy ❤️❤️

[necromancer-snail]

Do I share an UPP Isaac sketch or wait for it to be done ^⁠_⁠_⁠__⁠_⁠_⁠^

[strangler-fish]

Redraw of this post :J

[jesterbots]

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too

[guerrillatech]

[arborescreens]

i'm very tired

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[niko-every-day]

Day 4!!!!

PLUS

Fun Comic Fact of the Day: Charles has canonically had a crush on a boy (Tim Hunter) before, but Tim was crossdressing as a girl at the time.

[necromancer-snail]

It's 5 am I'm about to rewatch UPP s2 from the beginning and draw them ❤️❤️ wish me luck ❤️❤️❤️

[gh0st-s0da]

To go so suddenly from The Purps to William Wisp's decomposing corpse in a bathtub full of ice was such an insane switch and I ate that shit up

[astroemz]

Drew Norah for an art collab w a friend !!

[quietwingsinthesky]

did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?

[quietwingsinthesky]

okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.

So I Answered It.

and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-

i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.

anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe don’t start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.

[i-speak-graffiti]

🫵 HEROES in the tags

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